Breast Size, Literacy Link Identified

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Saturday, 19 May 2007

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Large Breasts = High IQ

Researchers in France have identified what they believe is a link between the amount of time women spend reading and breast size. Dr. Emile Goudeau, of the University of Paris headed the study, which stretched over the course of nine years and involved some six thousand subjects.

"The evidence is indisputable", said Dr. Goudeau. "Women who read more just simply have larger breasts. This is concrete and tangible information that a man can use in selecting a prospective mate. If you want brains, you've got to look for boobs", Goudeau said.

Dr. Goudeau said that now he wants to find out precisely why women with large busts are readers. "That is the ultimate question", he said.

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