The Gaza Strip's Sewerage system built by the Israelis whose religious culture emphasizes cleanliness to the extreme exploded this week to send torrents of excrement into the villages of Gaza.
Palestineans cannot believe the humiliation their people are suffering as the most unimaginable contamination exploded into their homes this week! Palestinean leader Sheikh Abbu Babbu denounced Israeli plumbing: "These people did a very shoddy job! Is it wrong to expect that shiite stays in the pipes and does not cascade down the walls of your home! Sure we have sent explosives into the very heart of Israel killing men, women and children but a shit-bomb is more inhumane than our baby carriage explosives! , No?"
The Israeli Plumbers Union Spokesperson, Jake"The Snake" Rosenberg denied all responsibility: "I was a pluma in New Yawk fer tweny-five yeers. If ya dont know howta uze da toylets dats yore prob, bubbala!"
