Adam Pacman Jones to Receive NFL Discipline

Funny story written by Jalapenoman

Thursday, 29 March 2007

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He won't be smiling much longer!

Adam "Pacman" Jones of the Tennessee Titans had received discipline from the NFL for his recent actions off of the football field. In "conduct detrimental to the game," Jones was arrested ten times in the past two years, including a recent arrest for battery and assault at a strip club shooting.

For his punishment, Jones will be forced to run the maze and avoid the four ghosts without the benefit of being able to eat the power pills. He will also have one less life and will not receive any conjugal visits from Ms. Pacman for five to ten years.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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