Newt Gingrich (a guy named Newt … and this man is an authority on what exactly?) likes Herschel Walker ‘cuz of “his deep commitment to Christ”. A separation of church and state? These Reps aren’t even trying to pretend such a necessary divide exi…
Walter Smith, a journalist on The Toad's Wotsit newspaper was shocked to remember that there was a world of news he could be writing about, rather than the sad death of a ninety-six-year-old woman. 'I am not easily shocked' said Walter, 'but it wa…
Providing a progressive perspective on lifestyle and current events, independent news show Common Nonsense recently broke several revelatory stories, beginning with news that certain studies suggest that sugar might not be very good for you. “Cont...
With some derogatorily categorizing the swathes of Americans paralyzed in blind, terrified acceptance of whatever the mainstream media tells them regarding the threat posed by COVID-19 as "sheeple," actual sheep are objecting to being lumped in with...
“At first, it didn’t seem like a big deal – so what if I get sick, was my take on things,” said 28-year-old Matt Fisher of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding the widely publicized coronavirus pandemic. “But eventually, I came to realize I should have be...
Granted, humans may have stopped evolving, but not language! Ever fluid, in this, the lockdown era, words and phrases have continued to morph and metastasize in ways that would have been nearly impossible to predict only months ago. Don’t be left...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said that she has never seen the president so upset, so angry, and so downright bat shit crazy as he’s been the past few days. The insider remarked that the president i...
Want to do the right thing with regard to COVID-19, but uncertain what that right thing is? If so, you're not alone. Weeks into the coronavirus lockdown, many Americans have found themselves torn between the message they are hearing from the left, th...
MIAMI – One of Trump’s biggest supporters seems to have turned on his once-upon-a-time hero. Matt Drudge, of the famed conservative site The Drudge Report, says that he does not like the president telling him what to print and what not to print.
Unlike in countries like Italy and China, where the coronavirus pandemic sustained national focus for months, in the United States, the COVID-19 epidemic may be cut short due to Americans’ notoriously short attention span. “I was really into it fo...
While the flu-like coronavirus continues to afflict people around the world with coughing, fatigue, and occasionally even a fever, the virus itself continues to mutate at a rapid rate - at least in people’s minds. “Did you know it can survive on c...
Wahoo, Nebraska - A local man here was surprised when infomed that the reality show "Amazing Race" had nothing to do with how great white people are, and is lobbying to force networks to be less deceitful and name their shows according to their true...
The news media like to keep us in crises. There is a crisis for everyone, it seems. Here are a few of the crises in which you, right now, may well be involved (even if you didn't know it): Water crisis Fentanyl crisis Heroin crisis Suez crisis...
A new study showed that in this, the age of sound bites and bullet points, readers are unwilling to read headlines or even sentences longer than a few "We almost have to use acronyms for everything," said NYT Staff Editor Kim Lancing. "Even if t...
Chicago - Right wing news and blogsites such as Infowars, Breitbart, Daily Wire and Fox News criticized mainstream media outlets like CNN, CNBC and CBS for reporting the Jussie Smollett accusations without first thoroughly examining the television st...
Responding to fake news WaPo editions currently circulating in Washington, the hacker group Dark Overbored has stepped forward once again. This time Dark Overbored argues the fake editions are the latest (hidden) establishment efforts to undo th...
Today President Trump has emerged several times from a private office at the White House to attend a water cooler nearby. He then returns to this office, and sounds through the door indicate energetic discussion plus (possibly) furniture thrown.
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