Taylor Swift has climbed the proverbial ladder to become the biggest name in pop. But long before this she was known for sending messages to her ex-lovers in song, most of them rather nasty.
Now it appears the pop star is communicating that way exclusively. In recent months several of Taylor's people complained that she'd stopped talking. They were dumbfounded when their questions and inquiries to Swift were met with silence.
But at subsequent rehearsals, they were surprised to hear Ms. Swift's respond to them in song! Predictably she was quite thorough and precise. Even those who had tried to engage her small talk got themselves a delayed but melodic response.
The diva's lyrics included a number of items needed from the supermarket, a number of complaints about various ailments and a few snipes at certain members of her entourage who were getting on her nerves.
The only problem is the lyrics only make sense to the people she's addressing. Some of the songs string together seperate responses to a handful of people. and sound like disjointed gibberish to others.
We asked Ms Swift's press agent if these songs will be included on her next album. She told us she has put the question to the singer and been attending rehearsals but is still waiting for a response.
Word is fiancé Travs Kelce is overjoyed with this development.
