She was once the staple of the gutter press and scandal sheets, but since the demise of The News of the World job opportunities are less frequent for The Mystery Blonde.
The so-called News of the World didn't actually have much world news in it, u...
John Cleese swore he would never work for the BEEB again in public and has now accepted a job playing the role of A Fish called Wanda in a new BBC sitcom called "In a Python's Belly!"
Like many other public figures before him, Cleese, has joined a...
Visiting Paris in fashion week seems to be slightly more difficult for worthless celebs these days, even they get robbed at gunpoint!
Rather boring, quite useless celeb (apart from flashing her butt and married to another waste of space rapper cal...
Ottawa, Ontario - Canada's Department of National Beaver Pelts and Other Foreign Trades, has initialized negotiations with its #1 trading partner, the U.S., to see which downtrodden celebrities they might be able to get in exchange for Pop-Star, Just...
Dublin, Ireland - Most journalists covering the sporting world thought it would never happen, but it has - Irish Golfer Rory Mcilroy has taken the star tennis player, Caroline Wozniacki, back into his well-pumped biceps.
We had our Ace-In-The-Hol...
This afternoon at Westfarms Mall in Farmington, CT former child star Nick Terringsley shot 11 people, killing four and injuring seven. Terringsley, known as "Lil Oakley" from the popular 1980's sitcom "Grace of Spades," fired several rounds into the...
PORT ISAAC, CORNWALL - Exciting news from the set of Doc Martin. According to people who are close to the set, in Season 7, Doc Martin will leave Louiser after realizing Mrs. Tishell is, in fact, more his type.
Louiser, meanwhile, takes off to...
Insiders have revealed new developments in recent rumors surrounding Katie Holmes and her alleged romance with Actor Jamie Foxx.
Katie Holmes stated publicly this week that "Jamie and I are close. He is a wonderful confidant and we have become g...
Brett Favre, the legendary NFL quarterback who has made a career of retiring and un-retiring for many a season may be doing it again, albeit on a TV show.
This time, he plans to make an appearance on the ABC reality show Dancing With The Stars.
HOLLYWOOD, CA - Some of the hottest celebrities in Tinseltown have been spotted with shopping carts full of expired foods from their local grocery stores in a strange effort to get on board the latest weight loss epidemic - food poisoning.
The White House announced today that the Obama administration will be working with TMZ in order to spy on celebrities. This decision came after President Obama was watching his favorite television show, TMZ, and heard that TMZ was looking for guest p...
Danielle Lloyd poses naked for the first time since losing boob implants
She only takes up three quarters of the page now.
Cheryl Cole admits in radio interview to steamy dreams about Rihanna.
That could potentially be the largest searched item on youtube since Beyonce and Shakira's duet.
CURVY Kim Kardashian gasps as a wardrobe malfunction nearly gives shoppers an eyeful.
I only popped o...
'He is just too intelligent for her': Geri Halliwell cools off her romance with Russell Brand after initial 'fizz of yoga and sex'
She's now looking for someone who likes bucks fizz, yoghurt and sax. But no dictionary.
'I don't regret a thing': Celebrity Big Brother's Danica Thrall reveals steamy lesbian romps on sex channels
I regret not having that channel on freeview. (Thank God for the in...
Big Fat Gypsy Weddings set to be axed by Channel 4.
Coming Soon: Big Fat Gypsy Divorces
Kim Kardashians Supremely silly Diana Ross hairdo
Well it takes the focus off of Kims butt.
Gary's close encounter on The X Factor:
CHEEKY wannabe Jamuna grabs Barlow's bum after audition.
Or maybe she worked for the Inland Revenue and was looking for his wallet.
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Prince Charles summons Harry for crisis talks: A heart-to-heart between father and son after naked photos in Vegas hotel
Apparently James Hewitt was unavailable but sends his best.
'I did NOT have an affair with David Beckham': Katherine Jenkins blasts 'untrue and hurtful' rumours.
She is however available to do any reality tv shows, even if she has to w*nk off a pig.
So long Hev! EastEnde...
Jasmine Lennard first person evicted from Celebrity Big Brother house.
Oh well, more time for her to wish she was still sleeping with Simon Cowell.
Pictures of a naked Prince Harry in Vegas hotel surface on gossip website TMZ.
That's the problem with Vegas, if you bet on the wrong number, you can lose your shirt. And the rest of your clothes.
Justin Timberlake puts his bachelor pad on the...
Cher Lloyd walks off stage at V Festival after reveller throws bottle of urine at singer
Talk about taking the piss - or in this case, throwing it.
Still got it! David Beckham rakes in £13.3million from sponsorship deals. The 37-year-old earned more than £36,000 a day endorsing brands including Armani, adidas, Samsung and Diet Coke during 2011.
All that and still turing up to watch every Olym...
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