NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof Satire) - Chief reporter Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk has just broken the story that the infamous "Side Piece" of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, (i.e. Stormy Daniels) has just sold 13 nude photos of the man who paid her $130,000 to buy her silence.
Trump's niece, Mary Trump, who is 59, notes that 87% of Trump's extended family hates him, and 86% have stated in no uncertain terms, that they will be voting for Kamala Harris, and not for the "Hate Monger," Donaldo "Pee-Pee Boy" Trump.
Stormy, who said that the 13 naked photos of the TrumpTurd are McUgly, made it known that DJET's penis (weenie) is in fact orange and she pointed out that "Little Donnie" is as orange as a Florida orange and about the same size as a Q-Tip.
In Related News. Melania has said that since his 'ear incident' Donaldo is so traumatized that he is now eating up to 9 Big Macs and two pounds of McFries on a DAILY basis. ■
