Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Tina Peckatini To Star In The Blockbuster Film About Scotland Yard "WTF?"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 6 July 2024

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HOLLYWOOD - (Satire Spoof) - Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres writer Tahiti Zeppelin reports that Kim Kardashian, who is the girlfriend of the world-famous bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, Britney Spears, who is Anderson Cooper's girlfriend, Jessica Simpson, who is Harry Styles' cougar, and Tina Peckatini, who is the live-in girlfriend of billionaire Bill Gates will all be appearing in the Lion's Roar production of the motion picture, "WTF."

The movie is set in Great Britain, and revolves around the sexploits of four women who are employed as spies by Scotland Yard.

The women who are all 10's find it extremely easy to infiltrate terrorists organizations like Isis, Hezbollah, Al-Qaeda, Hamas, and The Taliban.

89% of the movie will be shot on the Lion's Roar movie lot in Hollywood, and the other 11% will be shot in Bangor, Maine, which greatly resembles London, England.

SIDENOTE: To see explicit pix of the four actresses log on to www.sexybabes.wow

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