NEW YORK CITY - (Satire Spoof) - Buzz Fuzz senior reporter Taffeta Kixx noted that the Duchess of York (Sarah Ferguson) is very upset at the news that her boyfriend, gazillionaire Jeff Bezos, was caught canoodling with Hollywood model and socialite Khloe Kardashian.
Sarah who was once married to Prince Andrew confided to a friend that she never even thought for half a second that Jeff would ever be unfaithful to her, and certainly not with a Kardashian.
And she is even more surprised because 'Jeffy' used to tell her that he did not care for tall women, and at 5-foot-10-inches tall, Khloe is definitely a tall woman...a very tall woman.
SIDENOTE: Fergie told Ms. Kixx that for now she will fly to St. Tropez, France, for 10 days, and when she returns back to America she will spend her time playing her favorite game, dominoes, and drinking her favorite adult drink avocado margaritas, and dabbling with her collection of sex toys, especially the 'Groin Invader.' ■
