SANTA MONICA, California - (Spoof Satire) - Max Sassoon with The Cosmos News Service reports that an eyewitness informed him that she saw Jeff Bezos and Khloe Kardashian necking like two high school kids underneath the Santa Monica Pier.
The unnamed person said that the two were really having quite a PDA (Public Display of Affection), and Khloe was really moaning up a storm, as they say down in Florida.
As everyone knows, Jeff and Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, have been an item for quite some time.
A close friend of Ferguson's noted that once Fergie learns of Jeffrey's dilly dallying she will most certainly show him how the cow ate the cabbage and she will dump his cheating ass.
SIDENOTE: When Bezos was asked about his rendezvous with Khloe, he turned as red as a fire truck and simply said that the two were merely talking about a song that Khloe wants to record. ■
