Superstar Lionel Messi a Secret 'Barbie Fan'....So Wears Pink...

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 29 October 2023

Sleaze magazine's Fiona Applesauce-(a Professional name)-went by Lionel Messi's house the other day and peered in the window.

She saw literally tons of Barbie and Ken memorabilia...even Barbie dressed as a soccer player.
Days later she also followed Lionel as he went, disguised, to see the Barbie movie- several times...
Apparently he has a secret Barbie fixation.
His latest secret girlfriend also looks suspiciously like Barbie (except for the huge breasts)-the same pouty face...blonde hair and colorful outfits.

Further digging has revealed Messie also has had several Ken outfits made for himself,
which he wears in his 'Ken Cave', in the basement of his mansion.

Is he going to get a face lift and hair transplant to look like Ken.?

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