New Trend Among Young Male Brit's.-Car 'Bootie' Sales...

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 24 October 2023

"Car 'Bootie' sales are starting to be popular among Young Brit. guys, said chic Hollywood Sleaze reporter Lance Bottomly in a recent podcast.

Unlike their Elder's sales-their Sales take place at Night.

A Guy goes around the Sales lot, an entrepreneur opens up the back of the van, and if the Guy likes the merchandise,he pays the price, and joins the naked young lady in the partially closed blanket-lined space for a little fun.
It's really taking off around England.

Pub owners are up in arms-as it is cutting into their business.
Horny guys aren't drinking themselves Silly anymore-and it causing profits to plummet.

The police find it hard to stamp out as the merchandise is so portable, and can set up for Sale quickly, via cell Phone with others...at other parking spaces.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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