(SPOOF SATIRE) - Recent research studies conducted by The American Research Group show that individuals who 'HATE,' do so because they are extremely jealous of individuals who have more talent in the tip of their left index finger than 'HATERS,' have in their entire fucked up body.
The study, which was conducted by Tiffany Tulsa, clearly showed that the easiest thing in the entire universe for low-life, bottom-feeding "HATERS" to do is to point their little talentless fingers and simply say, "I DON'T like that, I DON'T like that, and I DON'T like that."
The ARG noted that "HATERS" are also known as "KARENS."
SIDENOTE: The US Supreme Court is taking up the issue of ruling on issuing fines to individuals who have NOTHING better to do than to live their lives being "HATE-MONGERS."
