(SPOOF SATIRE) - British "Cougars" Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole appeared on "The Ricky Gervais Talk & Shock Show" and ended up getting the best of their fellow Brit.
At first Ricky, who drinks beer like an Atlantic Ocean fish joked around with the two gals telling them that they are the finest cougars on both side of the pond (The Atlantic Ocean).
Liz, who is 58, and Cheryl who is 40, smiled politely and asked him why he drinks so fucking much.
Gervais was taken aback and after pausing for a few moments replied, "Well, to be blatantly honest, I really do not think that my excessive drinking is any of your fooking business."
Liz grinned like the Canterbury cat that swallowed the Coventry canary.
Rick, who by now was quite inebriated, then stuck his size 12 shoe in his mouth and said that he would welcome a menage-a-trois with both of them.
And with that Liz and Cheryl, in unison, stood up and walked to his desk and Liz picked up his glass of beer and tossed it in his face.
Liz and Cheryl then both stormed off the set and parted by saying, that they predict that he will soon return to England with his nasty, vulgar tail tucked between his legs. ■
