(SATIRE NEWS) - A Hooters girl who works at a Hooters in Hackensack, New Jersey, recently informed a reporter for TMZ that all of her boyfriends have told her that she has a very, very interesting beaver (muffin).
Melicity Funtalino, said that her 'Pink Palace' (vagina) can make some harmonica-like sounds when it is digitally stimulated.
She notes that she first noticed this interesting pubic phenomena when she was the head cheerleader at Marilyn Monroe High School in Redondo Beach, California.
Miss Funtalino, said that after experiencing this astounding crotch sensation for the seventh time, she decided to make an appointment to visit a lower extremities doctor.
Doctor Glinco Capote-Salt, checked her out thoroughly and he found that she has an extremely rare crotch condition that is known as Pubicidecibelitis, which is a weird condition that occurs only once in every 14 million women.
When asked if there is a cure, Dr. Capote-Salt shook his head and informed her that prior to her engaging in intimate relations, to just rub a little bit of tequila on her labia majora and JUST enjoy the 'CONCERT.'
