....For those of you born after 2000-way back in Ancient Times-Horny Men watched Porno on plastic VHS Tapes and had VHS Players.
An Undercover housekeeper for Hollywood's Sleaze News recently worked for Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.
Thomas is so cheap he keeps changing Housekeeping Services-so we got her in.
Our investigator found his old collection of ancient Porn VHS tapes-all worn out-in the trash can. Linda Lovelace's 'Deep throat was particularly worn.
She couldn't find the new stash of porn DVDs-but Justice Thomas had a new DVD player-and there was his Linda Lovelace favorite porn DVD disc inside the player-apparently left by accident.
Thomas is 'Conservative' so hasn't learned to live-stream Hot Porn yet.
(And someone should tell him Linda Lovelace is about 70 years old).
Maybe Thomas shares this 'hobby' with some of his Billionaire Buddies-who is he always 'begging' for plane rides and Trips.
When he is not busy asking for Money for his young relatives-or more Big Bucks for his wife's Conservative 'Corrupting America' nonprofit corporation.
Thomas makes over $270,00 a year and 'poor-mouths' himself to all his Rich White friends.
They like a Black man always begging them for Money and Favors.
And Thomas helps them out with beneficial Court decisions on their Businesses...all perfectly legal..Just the way things work in America.
One thing is clear-the Supreme Court stands for is Ethics and Integrity...Right?
