British Actress Emily Blunt So Sorry for Calling Female Waitress 'Enormous'

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 22 October 2023

Emily Blunt has been 'called' out by many in the Media for calling a female waitress "enormous". And the 'Fat Is Good' Foundation has called for an apology.

She has issued a sincere apology.
"I didn't know what I was doing-please forgive me."

"This fat waitress waddled up to the table and was leaning over the table and taking our order in this Italian restaurant-and her overflowing fat kept pressing against my face while I tried to order.
(I had had the same experience in flying back from the US when the Tall, fat woman in the next seat overflowed into my face and my seat.)

After She had left-I tactlessly mentioned she was 'Enormous', and apparently some Media Type Person heard me and has made a lot of money off the comment.

I am really very sorry for calling this extremely fat waitress 'enormous' ".

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