Kim Kardashian, Taylor Swift, Britney Spears, and Jessica Simpson take a vacation to The Gulf of Mexico Riviera

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 12 October 2023

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The four gals can each put away six cups of papaya Margaritas in 45 minutes.

Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight has just announced that four of Tinsel Town's most sexy, and most popular celebrities are vacationing down in the Mexican Riviera city of Cancun, Mexico.

De Gallo stated that he spoke with Kim who told him that the four girls have become very close friends ever since President Joe Biden commented during a White House Press Conference that the four 'Sweeties," give him very exciting feelings of lust, which help him to relax and run the country.

Pico commented that the gals better halves, (i.e. Joaquin Gazpacho, Anson Mount, Anderson Cooper, and Harry Styles) are all in Vegas having a fantastic time playing Blackjack, poker, the slot machines, and drinking up a storm, as they say down in Key West, Florida.

Meanwhile Mexico's Ole News reports that the four American female celebs are turning heads as they lay out on the pristine beaches in their ultra skimpy bikini swimsuits, that look like they came out of a US postage stamp machine. ■

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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