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Funny story: Hollywood Cries Out To Ukraine, "But What About Meeee?!"

Hollywood Cries Out To Ukraine, "But What About Meeee?!"

Desperate to get whatever attention their tiny Hollywood minds think they deserve, celebrities from all corners of the Golden State are freaking out that they're not the center of attention at the moment. "But I just added 10 pounds of surgical la…

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Funny story: Beyonce and Jay-Z’s Race Horse, “Queen Bee Be-Gone” Wins The Walla Walla Invitational Derby

Beyonce and Jay-Z’s Race Horse, “Queen Bee Be-Gone” Wins The Walla Walla Invitational Derby

WALLA WALLA, Washington – (Sports Satire) – The Daily Max News Agency has just announced that a thoroughbred race horse belonging to soul music artist Beyonce and her hip hop singer husband Jay-Z has just won the coveted Walla Walla Invitational Derb…

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Funny story: The Tijuana Tamale Packers Football Team, Which Is Owned By Beyonce, Win Their Season Opener

The Tijuana Tamale Packers Football Team, Which Is Owned By Beyonce, Win Their Season Opener

TIJUANA, Mexico – (Sports Satire) – Beyonce Knowles, known as Queen B, by her gazillions of devoted fans, is extremely thrilled that her team the Tijuana Tamale Packers won their season opener, by clobbering the visiting Mexicali Maracas by a score o…

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Funny story: Beyonce Has Just Bought The Tijuana Tamale Packers of Mexico’s Baja California Football League

Beyonce Has Just Bought The Tijuana Tamale Packers of Mexico’s Baja California Football League

BEVERLY HILLS – (Sports News) – It’s a well known fact that Houston native Beyonce (Knowles) has always been a big fan of football. As a little girl she used to cheer on the then Houston Oilers (now the Tennessee Titans) on her parents 19-inch bl…

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Funny story: The Sales of Gwen Stefani's Hot Designer Short Shorts Are Going Through The Roof

The Sales of Gwen Stefani's Hot Designer Short Shorts Are Going Through The Roof

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – America's newest newlywed bride has just learned that the sales of her extremely sexy designer short shorts are selling at an amazing pace. Gwen Stefani, who has now become Mrs. Blake Shelton, spoke with Pico de Gal…

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Funny story: The Yo Yo Yo Hip Hop Music Grammy Award Show Broke Records

The Yo Yo Yo Hip Hop Music Grammy Award Show Broke Records

ATLANTA – (Music Satire) – "The 37 Annual Yo Yo Yo Hip Hop Music Award Show" was Tri-hosted by Drake, Beyonce, and Black Kitty Meow Meow. The show broke records for a music awards show. The first award of the evening’s festivities went to Nicki M…

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Funny story: In a Horse Racing First, Belmont Stakes Favorites “Medina Spirit” and “Stimulus Package” Will Be Ridden By Twin Brothers

In a Horse Racing First, Belmont Stakes Favorites “Medina Spirit” and “Stimulus Package” Will Be Ridden By Twin Brothers

ELMONT, New York – (Sports Satire) – The Horse Racing World is abuzz with news that for the first time in horse racing history, two brothers will be riding in a Triple Crown race. The brothers, who are only 17-years-old, are identical twins Yoshi…

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Funny story: Arizona Has Just Banned The Words “Woke,” “Bro,” and “Yo”

Arizona Has Just Banned The Words “Woke,” “Bro,” and “Yo”

PHOENIX – (Satire News) – The Arizona senate has just voted 93-7 to ban three words that are commonly associated with the Black Lives Matter movement. The words “Woke,” “Bro,” and “Yo,” will no longer be allowed to be spoken anywhere in the state…

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Funny story: Jerry Jones Talks About The Upcoming Super Bowl, The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and Beyonce

Jerry Jones Talks About The Upcoming Super Bowl, The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and Beyonce

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – Jerry Jones recently stated that he feels positively certain that his Dallas Cowboys will make it all the way to the Super Bowl (and win it all this coming season). Jones, told Sports Balls Illustrated’s Dottie Bazooka,…

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Funny story: "Stimulus Package" is Favored to Win The 147th Running of The Kentucky Derby

"Stimulus Package" is Favored to Win The 147th Running of The Kentucky Derby

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) - According to several highly-respected horse racing pundits, the horse that is the odds-on-favorite to win this year’s Kentucky Derby is Stimulus Package. The three-year-old thoroughbred is co-owned by LeBr…

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Funny story: NCAA’S March Madness Disqualifies One of It’s Top Basketball Teams

NCAA’S March Madness Disqualifies One of It’s Top Basketball Teams

INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – The Directors of the NCAA March Madness Collegiate Basketball Tournament have just announced that one of the top 68 teams has been disqualified. Director Chauncey K. Pillizacano told the news media that Johnny Reb…

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Funny story: Madonna Finally Gets That Gap In Her Teeth Fixed

Madonna Finally Gets That Gap In Her Teeth Fixed

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily reports that, after 62 years, Madonna has finally gotten that huge gap in her teeth fixed. Macadamia Honeysuckle reported that the penny-pinching songstress, who is either loved or hated, decided to f…

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Funny story: Bed Bath and Beyond To Become Bed Bath and Beyonce

Bed Bath and Beyond To Become Bed Bath and Beyonce

BEL AIR, California – (Satire News) – One of the nation’s most popular singers, Beyonce, is thrilled to announce that she and her husband, Jay-Z, have just purchased the national merchandise retail store, Bed, Bath, and Beyond. The company, which…

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Funny story: Melania Trump is Furious That Vogue Magazine Chose Beyonce To Be on It’s Cover Instead of Her

Melania Trump is Furious That Vogue Magazine Chose Beyonce To Be on It’s Cover Instead of Her

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider says that the first lady, Melania, is so angry, she's talking in tongues. It’s being reported that when Melania learned that she had been beat out for he cover of the next edition of Vogue M…

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Funny story: The RNC Moderators Diamond and Silk Are Still Trying to Find a Black Singer or a Black Band to Perform at President Trump’s Convention

The RNC Moderators Diamond and Silk Are Still Trying to Find a Black Singer or a Black Band to Perform at President Trump’s Convention

CHICAGO – (Satire News) - President Trump says he is thrilled that his two biggest black supporters, Diamond and Silk, have agreed to be the moderators for his beautiful convention. MSNBC is reporting that the two Aunt Tomasinas, who are Trump adv…

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Funny story: Kanye West Says He’s Running For President and Lots of Black Celebrities Say He’s As Dumb as a Ketchup Bottle

Kanye West Says He’s Running For President and Lots of Black Celebrities Say He’s As Dumb as a Ketchup Bottle

CALABASAS, California – Kanye West, the man who is known for being Kim Kardashian’s lesser half has informed the media that he is serious about running for president. The black entertainer said that he decided to jump on the anti-Trump bandwagon a…

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Funny story: Beyonce and The (Dixie) Chicks Will Be Going on a Concert Tour Together in 2021

Beyonce and The (Dixie) Chicks Will Be Going on a Concert Tour Together in 2021

HOLLYWOOD – LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Beyonce and The Chicks have just signed to perform on the “2021 Beyonce & The Chicks - Black & White World-Wide Concert Tour”. The Chicks, whose career has just recently been revitalized w…

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