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Funny story: Madonna Finally Gets That Gap In Her Teeth Fixed

Madonna Finally Gets That Gap In Her Teeth Fixed

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily reports that, after 62 years, Madonna has finally gotten that huge gap in her teeth fixed. Macadamia Honeysuckle reported that the penny-pinching songstress, who is either loved or hated, decided to f…

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Funny story: Bed Bath and Beyond To Become Bed Bath and Beyonce

Bed Bath and Beyond To Become Bed Bath and Beyonce

BEL AIR, California – (Satire News) – One of the nation’s most popular singers, Beyonce, is thrilled to announce that she and her husband, Jay-Z, have just purchased the national merchandise retail store, Bed, Bath, and Beyond. The company, which…

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Funny story: Melania Trump is Furious That Vogue Magazine Chose Beyonce To Be on It’s Cover Instead of Her

Melania Trump is Furious That Vogue Magazine Chose Beyonce To Be on It’s Cover Instead of Her

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider says that the first lady, Melania, is so angry, she's talking in tongues. It’s being reported that when Melania learned that she had been beat out for he cover of the next edition of Vogue M…

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Funny story: The RNC Moderators Diamond and Silk Are Still Trying to Find a Black Singer or a Black Band to Perform at President Trump’s Convention

The RNC Moderators Diamond and Silk Are Still Trying to Find a Black Singer or a Black Band to Perform at President Trump’s Convention

CHICAGO – (Satire News) - President Trump says he is thrilled that his two biggest black supporters, Diamond and Silk, have agreed to be the moderators for his beautiful convention. MSNBC is reporting that the two Aunt Tomasinas, who are Trump adv…

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Funny story: Kanye West Says He’s Running For President and Lots of Black Celebrities Say He’s As Dumb as a Ketchup Bottle

Kanye West Says He’s Running For President and Lots of Black Celebrities Say He’s As Dumb as a Ketchup Bottle

CALABASAS, California – Kanye West, the man who is known for being Kim Kardashian’s lesser half has informed the media that he is serious about running for president. The black entertainer said that he decided to jump on the anti-Trump bandwagon a…

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Funny story: Beyonce and The (Dixie) Chicks Will Be Going on a Concert Tour Together in 2021

Beyonce and The (Dixie) Chicks Will Be Going on a Concert Tour Together in 2021

HOLLYWOOD – LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Beyonce and The Chicks have just signed to perform on the “2021 Beyonce & The Chicks - Black & White World-Wide Concert Tour”. The Chicks, whose career has just recently been revitalized w…

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Funny story: The Former Dixie Chicks Will Be The Opening Act On WD-40’s Left Coast Summer Heat Tour

The Former Dixie Chicks Will Be The Opening Act On WD-40’s Left Coast Summer Heat Tour

NEW YORK CITY – A spokeswoman for the Irish heavy metal band, WD-40, has announced the band’s first United States tour, which they are calling "WD-40's Left Coast Summer Heat Tour". She stated that the four Irish lads are excited to be performing…

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Funny story: The New Name For Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix Has Just Been Announced

The New Name For Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix Has Just Been Announced

CHICAGO – The Quaker Oats Corporation, which makes Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix, has just revealed that they are dropping the racist name Aunt Jemima and replacing it with another name. Helga Tuscaloosa, 57, who runs the product-naming department at th...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Just Stepped on Beyonce’s Toes

President Trump Has Just Stepped on Beyonce’s Toes

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president may have just done gone and stepped smack dab in a pile of horse droppings, as they say down in Fort Worth. Trump was asked by a reporter with Afro Sheen Magazine about his son Barron’s name and how unusual it was.

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Funny story: Beyonce Knowles Fan Club Average Age Now 11

Beyonce Knowles Fan Club Average Age Now 11

A man who read a news report about Nicole Curran, the wife of the owner of a basketball team, and the online abuse she received from Beyonce fans after it was perceived that Curran had been rude to the singer, has invited the childish morons to direc...

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Funny story: Beyonce Reveals Weight Loss Secrets

Beyonce Reveals Weight Loss Secrets

"The Beyonce-approved "22-Day Revolution" vegan diet regimen was created by celeb trainer Marco Borges, and she's such a fan that she wrote the forward to his book. Beyonce and Marco will also be launching a vegan meal delivery service together. Read more at http://thefix.ninemsn.com.au/2015/06/09/08/24/fix090615beyonce-diet-and-weight-struggle Said Beyonce: Day One was truly amazing,...

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Funny story: Italian Navy Tows Jay Z and Beyonce's Yacht To Port For Smuggling Refugees.

Italian Navy Tows Jay Z and Beyonce's Yacht To Port For Smuggling Refugees.

Italy (the toe part) - The Italian Navy towed a gleaming white mega-yacht into port, allegedly belonging to rap mogul Jay Z and Pop Star wife Beyonce, for allegedly trying to smuggle more than fifty refugees into Europe, authorities say. But, Jay...

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Funny story: Kanye West Forces Walmart Employee of The Month to Give Award To Beyonce

Kanye West Forces Walmart Employee of The Month to Give Award To Beyonce

Kanye West has accused Walmart of "disrespecting shelf stacking" by handing Dave Goddard of Fort Lauderdale an employee of the month award instead of Beyonce, after interrupting the awards ceremony, held in the break room of the superstore located so...

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Funny story: Beck Concedes Grammy to Beyonce: Says his Talent with Real Instruments Can't Compete with her Production Value

Beck Concedes Grammy to Beyonce: Says his Talent with Real Instruments Can't Compete with her Production Value

Famous musician and cultural icon Beck Hansen, better known by his stage name Beck, has decided to forfeit his recently earned Grammy for Album of the Year to pop sensation Beyoncé. This startling development came just hours after receiving the award...

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Funny story: New Law Protects Jay Z and Beyoncé

New Law Protects Jay Z and Beyoncé

Free speech is to take a back seat as stating something unpleasant or publishing a negative comment about shit-hot super-couple Jay-Z and Beyoncé is to become a criminal offence. Due to the incident surrounding Beyoncé's sister Solange, the couple...

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Funny story: Jay-Z Forced to Rewrite "99 Problems" After Sister-in-Law Becomes Number 100

Jay-Z Forced to Rewrite "99 Problems" After Sister-in-Law Becomes Number 100

New York City - Famous rapper Jay-Z thought he had it made. Married to one of the most famous people in the world, singer Beyonce, the wordsmith has been enjoying life since 2004 when he announced he only had ninety-nine problems. That is hundreds le...

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Funny story: Joe Biden stays schtum at rumors he and Michelle Obama are Beyoncé Knowles' birth parents

Joe Biden stays schtum at rumors he and Michelle Obama are Beyoncé Knowles' birth parents

Washington - The US Vice President is stonewalling French media reports that he and Michelle Obama used to be lovers and are the birth parents of successful American singer Beyoncé Knowles. Their five year-long affair is being largely ignored by P...

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