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Funny story: A Major Brewing Company Is Now Selling Viagra-Flavored Beer

A Major Brewing Company Is Now Selling Viagra-Flavored Beer

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The Empire Castle Brewing Company has just introduced a brand new beer. A corporate spokesperson said that the new beer was 11 months in the developmental stages. The brewery took their signature beer, Empire Castle a…

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Funny story: The Sexual Reason Why Authorities Closed Down The Lost Libido Old Folks Home in Rancho Cucamonga, California

The Sexual Reason Why Authorities Closed Down The Lost Libido Old Folks Home in Rancho Cucamonga, California

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California – (Satire News) – The Omnium Gatherum News Agency reports that city authorities in Rancho Cucamonga have shut down the town’s oldest senior citizen’s nursing home. OGNA writer Ashburn Wasabi, stated that he spoke with…

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Funny story: Mitch McConnell is Suing The Makers of a Viagra-Like Pill, Up Up & Away!

Mitch McConnell is Suing The Makers of a Viagra-Like Pill, Up Up & Away!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency has just confirmed that Senator Mitch “Turtle Face” McConnell has just filed a lawsuit against the makers of the penis hardening, Viagra-like pill, Up, Up, and Away. The lawsuit claims…

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Funny story: A Connecticut Woman Gets Arrested For Possession of Hundreds of Counterfeit Dick Enlarging Pills

A Connecticut Woman Gets Arrested For Possession of Hundreds of Counterfeit Dick Enlarging Pills

BANGOR, Maine – (Satire News) – Bangor’s Channel 91, Eye Spectator News TV, reports that a Connecticut woman named Loreen Yumbrella, 39, who lists her profession as an unemployed prostitute, has been arrested by officers with the Bangor Police Depart…

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Funny story: The United States House of Representatives Votes to Prohibit Travel to and From Florida

The United States House of Representatives Votes to Prohibit Travel to and From Florida

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News reports that due to the huge rise in Delta Dawn Virus cases in the Plywood State, the House of Representatives has voted 234 to 201 to restrict travel to and from the state of Florida. Governor Ro…

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Funny story: Generic Viagra Hits The Erection Market

Generic Viagra Hits The Erection Market

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Hercules Condom Company is glad to announce that their brand new generic Viagra pill is now available to males who may be having erectile dysfunction issues. Valerie Sambula, 29, a spokeswoman for the company, s…

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Funny story: Pfizer denies Covid-19 vaccine has Viagra content!

Pfizer denies Covid-19 vaccine has Viagra content!

After several reports of weird 'side effects' being noted by doctors observing lucky first vaccinated patients, they decided to contact the producers, pharmaceutical giants Pfizer, to ask why ageing males have suddenly been fondling young female nurs…

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Funny story: Hard Time for Viagra Astronauts

Hard Time for Viagra Astronauts

THE sponsors of America’s first manned commercial space flight have been announced as Viagra. Elon Musk, who runs Space X, the company ready to launch its first two astronauts into orbit shortly, said that the sponsorship deal had attracted stiff...

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Funny story: Pope Francis to Eliminate Celibacy for Priests--Nun Surprised

Pope Francis to Eliminate Celibacy for Priests--Nun Surprised

Standing before a congregation of jubilant priests and journalists from around the globe, Pope Francis announced termination of celibacy for male clergy under 50 years old. In making the historic announcement, the Pope cited workplace safety. "I can...

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Funny story: Approval of Female Viagra to Spawn Gas-Powered Vibrator Industry

Approval of Female Viagra to Spawn Gas-Powered Vibrator Industry

The FDA's recent approval of Filbanserin, dubbed "female Viagra is expected to create a new line of products: Gas-powered vibrators. There has been much controversy around the drug, stemming from the fact that hypoactive sexual desire disorder, th...

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Funny story: Free Viagra for all deserving cases as Brit Top Knobs slug it out for votes

Free Viagra for all deserving cases as Brit Top Knobs slug it out for votes

London - Bankers' bonuses in the City of London will be part-paid in Viagra and part in cash in a brand new election initiative by the Conservatives. London-based Hard Times austerity think tank reported today the policy will see bankers able to...

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Funny story: Sporting Goods Chain Refuses to Pay for Employees' Boner Pills

Sporting Goods Chain Refuses to Pay for Employees' Boner Pills

Self Righteous Sporting Goods Corporation recently announced that their employee health plan will no longer cover medication for erectile dis-function (ED) unless the employee is married, Christian, and seeking to procreate. The closely-held retail c...

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Funny story: Mark Cuban Buys Hugh Hefner's Viagra Pill Factory

Mark Cuban Buys Hugh Hefner's Viagra Pill Factory

DALLAS - The owner of the NBA Dallas Mavericks says that he's as happy as a puppy with two winkys. Mark Cuban, who also stars on the TV show Shark Tank, told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that he has just purchased a Viagra Pill fa...

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Funny story: Area Couple Go To Viagra Falls For Honeymoon

Area Couple Go To Viagra Falls For Honeymoon

Retired librarian Hester Anne Pickles recently shocked the community of Saylorville by announcing that she had married 70-year-old, retired High School custodian, Lyle Smith! "I decided to lift my skirts and dance a bit for a change. I'm 61 and I'...

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Funny story: Viagra, Levitra to Lower Prices!

Viagra, Levitra to Lower Prices!

This is big! Well, it will be soon! Just a joke. But I have it from a worker on the inside of a lab that the popular penis pills that sometimes cost up to $36 each, will soon drop to $1.00 for the 20mg size! The price has recently 'jumped' so the...

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Funny story: Nude New Yorker At McDonalds Not Doing Well

Nude New Yorker At McDonalds Not Doing Well

Whatever he was up to, an unnamed male (at present) suddenly appeared in New York McDonalds and ran into a lot of trouble. "He actually got in the back door", stated an employee that someone forgot to relock after going out back for a break. He ha...

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Funny story: Congress Reports That Their New Elderly Persons Stimulus Package Is Having Fantastic Success

Congress Reports That Their New Elderly Persons Stimulus Package Is Having Fantastic Success

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Congress is glad to announce that their Elderly Persons Stimulus Package has been well received throughout the country. American Spotlight Magazine reports that the new bill consists of providing free Viagra pi...

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