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Funny story: Pope Francis to Eliminate Celibacy for Priests--Nun Surprised

Pope Francis to Eliminate Celibacy for Priests--Nun Surprised

Standing before a congregation of jubilant priests and journalists from around the globe, Pope Francis announced termination of celibacy for male clergy under 50 years old. In making the historic announcement, the Pope cited workplace safety. "I can...

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Funny story: Approval of Female Viagra to Spawn Gas-Powered Vibrator Industry

Approval of Female Viagra to Spawn Gas-Powered Vibrator Industry

The FDA's recent approval of Filbanserin, dubbed "female Viagra is expected to create a new line of products: Gas-powered vibrators. There has been much controversy around the drug, stemming from the fact that hypoactive sexual desire disorder, th...

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Funny story: Free Viagra for all deserving cases as Brit Top Knobs slug it out for votes

Free Viagra for all deserving cases as Brit Top Knobs slug it out for votes

London - Bankers' bonuses in the City of London will be part-paid in Viagra and part in cash in a brand new election initiative by the Conservatives. London-based Hard Times austerity think tank reported today the policy will see bankers able to...

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Funny story: Sporting Goods Chain Refuses to Pay for Employees' Boner Pills

Sporting Goods Chain Refuses to Pay for Employees' Boner Pills

Self Righteous Sporting Goods Corporation recently announced that their employee health plan will no longer cover medication for erectile dis-function (ED) unless the employee is married, Christian, and seeking to procreate. The closely-held retail c...

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Funny story: Mark Cuban Buys Hugh Hefner's Viagra Pill Factory

Mark Cuban Buys Hugh Hefner's Viagra Pill Factory

DALLAS - The owner of the NBA Dallas Mavericks says that he's as happy as a puppy with two winkys. Mark Cuban, who also stars on the TV show Shark Tank, told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that he has just purchased a Viagra Pill fa...

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Funny story: Area Couple Go To Viagra Falls For Honeymoon

Area Couple Go To Viagra Falls For Honeymoon

Retired librarian Hester Anne Pickles recently shocked the community of Saylorville by announcing that she had married 70-year-old, retired High School custodian, Lyle Smith! "I decided to lift my skirts and dance a bit for a change. I'm 61 and I'...

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Funny story: Viagra, Levitra to Lower Prices!

Viagra, Levitra to Lower Prices!

This is big! Well, it will be soon! Just a joke. But I have it from a worker on the inside of a lab that the popular penis pills that sometimes cost up to $36 each, will soon drop to $1.00 for the 20mg size! The price has recently 'jumped' so the...

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Funny story: Nude New Yorker At McDonalds Not Doing Well

Nude New Yorker At McDonalds Not Doing Well

Whatever he was up to, an unnamed male (at present) suddenly appeared in New York McDonalds and ran into a lot of trouble. "He actually got in the back door", stated an employee that someone forgot to relock after going out back for a break. He ha...

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Funny story: Congress Reports That Their New Elderly Persons Stimulus Package Is Having Fantastic Success

Congress Reports That Their New Elderly Persons Stimulus Package Is Having Fantastic Success

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Congress is glad to announce that their Elderly Persons Stimulus Package has been well received throughout the country. American Spotlight Magazine reports that the new bill consists of providing free Viagra pi...

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Funny story: Three Hour Orgasm: Doctors, Hospitals, Dr. Oz Getting Thousands of Calls

Three Hour Orgasm: Doctors, Hospitals, Dr. Oz Getting Thousands of Calls

Medical centers of all types have been receiving thousands of calls from women over "Liz", the woman who had a three hour orgasm according to TV program and confirmed by doctors at hospital where she was taken for medical help. The callers want to...

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Funny story: A Sexy Cucamonga Woman Caught With 8,000 Fake Viagra Pills In Her Panties

A Sexy Cucamonga Woman Caught With 8,000 Fake Viagra Pills In Her Panties

SAN DIEGO - U.S. Custom Agents report that they have apprehended a very attractive young woman from Cucamonga, California with 8,000 fake Viagra pills hidden in her Victoria's Secret panties. Sharleen Flameleaf, 24, who told custom agents that she...

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Funny story: Larry King Sells His Viagra Factory To Hugh Hefner

Larry King Sells His Viagra Factory To Hugh Hefner

NEW YORK CITY - Larry King recently purchased a Viagra factory located in Altoona, Pennsylvania. He just announced on his television talk show The Viagra View that he has sold it to Playboy Magazine mogul Hugh Hefner who is 87. King told his co...

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Funny story: Gay Couple Fight Over Viagra!

Gay Couple Fight Over Viagra!

"I know what the problem is", Granger told his wife, Henry. "We were all lovey dovey until the marriage then you just got used to me so now you have to take a Viagra pill every night!" Of course, Henry stated that it was because of all the medicat...

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Funny story: Larry King Buys A Viagra Factory

Larry King Buys A Viagra Factory

NEW YORK CITY - Larry King, co-host of The Viagra View, has just revealed that he's purchased a Viagra factory located in Altoona, Pennsylvania. The 80-year-old stated that he had been thinking about purchasing a Viagra factory for the past three...

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Funny story: Larry King, 79, Doesn't Need The Little Blue Pill

Larry King, 79, Doesn't Need The Little Blue Pill

NEW YORK CITY - The Right Coast Review has just reported that Larry King is so thrilled with the success of his and co-host Regis Philbin's new talk show The Viagra View that he sometimes gets home and forgets to take his little blue pill (Viagra).

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Funny story: The U.S. Government Will Be Importing 7 Million Viagra Pills From Peru

The U.S. Government Will Be Importing 7 Million Viagra Pills From Peru

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Pharmaceuticals has just announced that they have sealed a deal with the government of Peru to import Viagra pills. UDDP Spokesperson May Bergerbock, 38, stated to American Spotlight Magazine that...

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Funny story: To Avoid Any Further Sexist Claims Viagra Pills Will Now Come In Pink As Well As In Blue

To Avoid Any Further Sexist Claims Viagra Pills Will Now Come In Pink As Well As In Blue

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Medications has announced that they will be acting to stem the tide on any more lawsuits due to government issued Viagra pills. A spokesperson for the UDDM stated that the initial lawsuit, was fil...

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