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Funny story: Kim Kardashian’s Cellulite-Be-Gone Cream is Selling Like Hot Cakes

Kim Kardashian’s Cellulite-Be-Gone Cream is Selling Like Hot Cakes

HOLLYWOOD – The most popular of the Kardashian sisters has just informed the media about her brand new product. Kim Kardashian (aka Mrs. Kanye West) proudly said that her Cellulite-Be-Gone Cream is the best on the market, and is selling like hot c...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are Sheltering-in-Place at the Opposite Ends of Their Mansion

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are Sheltering-in-Place at the Opposite Ends of Their Mansion

CALABASAS, California – While most Americans are self-isolating and sheltering-in-place, and making it work, two Hollywood celebs are fighting like cat and dog. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that Kim Kardashian and her hubby, Kanye West, have la...

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Funny story: The Kardashians Are Moving To Switzerland To Get Away From The C-19

The Kardashians Are Moving To Switzerland To Get Away From The C-19

HOLLYWOOD – The matriarch of the Kardashian family has just informed Left Coast Mirror Magazine that the Kardashian brood is moving to Switzerland. Kris Kardashian-Jenner spoke with Tequila Tallyho of LCMM, and said that it has just become too str...

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Funny story: Kardashians Lose Keys To City Of Miami, Causing Chaos

Kardashians Lose Keys To City Of Miami, Causing Chaos

Socialites, businesswomen, and models, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, caused chaos yesterday, after misplacing the keys to Miami. The sisters were awarded the keys to the city in 2012, an honor bestowed upon them by the municipality after the sist...

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Funny story: Latest fad in body modification: customized nipples

Latest fad in body modification: customized nipples

Some folks think nipples are intrinsically sexy. Others think they're just plain gross. Whether one finds nipples appealing or appalling, she (or, for that matter, he) can now do something about it, thanks to Nipped in the Bud. "We customize your...

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Funny story: Bruce Jenner To Become Brucelle Jenner?

Bruce Jenner To Become Brucelle Jenner?

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of the Kardashian Klan Komplex is that Kris Jenner's soon-to-be-ex-husband Bruce Jenner is considering becoming Brucelle Jenner. Khloe Kardashian who recently divorced NBA star Lamar Odom told Vodka Vermicelli, a report...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Tells Kanye West That She Won't Put Up With The BS Lamar Odom Put Her Sister Khloe Through

Kim Kardashian Tells Kanye West That She Won't Put Up With The BS Lamar Odom Put Her Sister Khloe Through

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Now that Khloe Kardashian has filed for divorce from Lamar Odom, Kim Kardashian has informed her fiancé, Kanye West that she hopes he doesn't pull the same BS that Odom pulled because she won't put up with it for one second. Kim...

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Funny story: O.J. Simpson Now Says He Fathered Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian

O.J. Simpson Now Says He Fathered Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian

LOVELOCK, Nevada - The most famous inmate at Lovelock Correctional Center, O.J. Simpson, has just dropped quite a bombshell. Speaking with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk in an isolated area of the prison facility the former NFL great mad...

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Funny story: Kris Jenner Admits That Husband Bruce Jenner's Crossdressing Had Nothing At All To Do With Their Breakup

Kris Jenner Admits That Husband Bruce Jenner's Crossdressing Had Nothing At All To Do With Their Breakup

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - After almost a year of speculation and innuendo, it is now official that the heads of the Kardashian Klan, Bruce and Kris Jenner have separated. A close source said that the two had spent the last year pretty much living like bro...

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Funny story: The Kardashian Sisters Are Really Upset About Their Mom and Dad's Sex Tape

The Kardashian Sisters Are Really Upset About Their Mom and Dad's Sex Tape

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Word coming out of The Kardashian Klan Kompound is that Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney are not at all happy with the recent revelation about a sex tape of parents Kris and Bruce Jenner's mattress merriment. The tape first surfaced in t...

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Funny story: Kris Jenner Devastated As FOX Axes Her Brand New Talk Show

Kris Jenner Devastated As FOX Axes Her Brand New Talk Show

HOLLYWOOD - Kris Jenner AKA Mama Kardashian is absoltuely devastated at the news that her brand new show Kris has been cancelled by the FOX Network after only six weeks. An inside source at the fair and balanced network, who did not want his fair...

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Says Kanye West Has Insulted The Kardashian Family

Khloe Kardashian Says Kanye West Has Insulted The Kardashian Family

LOS ANGELES - One thing that can be said about the Kardashian (Klan) is that they are not the least bit shy about speaking up about anything and everything. Khloe recently appeared on The Viagra View and she told co-hosts Larry King and Regis Phil...

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Funny story: Bruce Jenner Confesses That The Kardashian Females Are Driving Him "Krazy!"

Bruce Jenner Confesses That The Kardashian Females Are Driving Him "Krazy!"

HIDDEN HILLS, California - Bruce Jenner, 63, has said that his wife Kris really needs to see about naming their Hidden Hills mansion, Casa Summer's Eve. He made the remark because of the huge number of Kardashian females running around the place a...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Her Boyfriend Kanye West Announce The Name of Their Baby Girl

Kim Kardashian and Her Boyfriend Kanye West Announce The Name of Their Baby Girl

BEVERLY HILLS - One of the most photographed couples on the Left Coast, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, were seen shopping for baby clothes at a fashionable and expensive as hell baby store on the infamous Rodeo Drive. Kim, who according to Kanye,...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian's Pregnancy Woes!

Kim Kardashian's Pregnancy Woes!

LOS ANGELES - Kim Kardashian is reportedly very upset at the fact that she has gone from weighing 119 to 219, a weight gain of 100 pounds. Kim, who is 32, and stands 5-foot-2-inches tall has told her sister Khloe that her baby daddy Kanye West sai...

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Funny story: Rob Kardashian Could Be Heading For The Iron Bars Hotel

Rob Kardashian Could Be Heading For The Iron Bars Hotel

VENICE BEACH - It appears that Rob Kardashian is starting to get more newspaper and Internet space than his famous sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney. Rob was recently arrested by Venice Beach Police after he got into a dispute with noted tattoo ar...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Relationship Hits The Shaky Stage

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Relationship Hits The Shaky Stage

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - One of the most out there couples in Tinsel Town, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have hit a pretty good speed bump in their relationship. Taffeta Kixx with Hollywood's Gossipette Gazette reports that there is definitely some troub...

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