HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The L.A. Watchdog Witnesser News Agency has just broken the story that the three judges on "American Idol" have just completed a purchase of one of the most profitable fast food chains in the nation.
The three A.I. veterans formed Judges, Inc., and they have just bought the Redondo Beach-based hamburger franchise Burger Bandit.
Katy Perry, who makes $21 million for appearing on the singing show, said that the price of the purchase was $1.7 billion, payable in 26 easy monthly payments.
She and Luke and Lionel all kidded that they are going to have to sell lots and lots and lots of CDs, T-shirts, posters, and Katy Perry Designer Crotchless Panties to defray the cost.
Meanwhile Ryan Seacrest asked why he was not included in the Burger Bandit purchase, especially since he eats several Burger Bandit Bandido Burgers and Burger Bandit Friggin' Fries, at least three times a week.
SIDENOTE: Katy stated that they called Ryan, but he was too busy yacking it up with his "Live With Kelly and Ryan Show" co-host.
