A woman who had literally two good days growing up is going on a vacation this summer to relive those “good old days.”
The only two good days the woman, named Liz, had as a kid was when she went on a family vacation to Disney World. Well, it wasn...
Hollywood CA - Wednesday - This reporter has an an exclusive scoop on The Blacklist Episode 13. Isabella Stone Season 4 - Feb 9, 2017.
The F.B.I. CLOWNS try to find a sophisticated criminal who has been targeting Red's businesses, because in the l...
ORLANDO'S BLOOM -- For millions of Americans, times are hard, but, apparently, Mickey Mouse could care less. He has ordered Dizney World admission ticket prices to skyrocket to a whopping $1,500--not per family, mind you, but per "guest," inc...
Fantasyland, Florida -- Who says crime doesn't pay? Neighborhood watch hitman George Zimmerman is lining up dozens of lucrative endorsements now that he's a free man. Most involve products designed to make the night watch a little more comfortable an...
DISNEYWORLD, FL - Now that obesity has been declared a disease, Disney World is reopening its Habit heroes exhibit. The "innovention" was closed down, supposedly for "repairs," after parents and educators alike condemned the attraction for "shaming"...
Kissimmee FL: A lavish anniversary party was held at Disney World for Betty and Harold Smith originally from Minot ND, currently retired to Tampa FL, having been married to each other for 75 years.
The celebration was held at a hotel in the Magic...
DENVER - General Urineitch retracted his previous announcement that he planned to invade Denver this month. He asks to please not tell anyone they are invading. Sources in Florida, at Disney World, report seeing Russian soldiers in uniform there.
Dumbo, the pink flying elephant, has been discovered by safari tourists and they even managed to photograph him before he flew off! He was seen playing amongst a herd of real elephants after landing with a bump in the night. The tourists who spotted...
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