Bieber Got Vaccinated Against Perpetual Youth

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Tuesday, 7 March 2023

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What Have You Done to the Biebs, "vaccine"?!

Justin Bieber’s face has yet to lift. It’s still sunken from his take of the ‘vaccine’. Will Bieber ever be able to rise again back to his former glory?

Alas, even more side effects have come to curse the Bieb.

He is now 30 years old, but he looks 60. And at his latest concert, he needed a break every fifteen minutes and had to inhale from an oxygen bottle. He used a walker to get onto the stage, and his back-up dancers had to help position him at the microphone.

After each song, the audience applauded out of respect, though most couldn’t hear which song he was singing since his vocal cords sound gravelly and hoarse.

Poor Justin … he only wanted sing and make girls love him. And now the vaccine has destroyed all that. Will he live to 40? Or will it be 70 to him? Did the music industry do this to him since he got too big … too big to fail?

An old Justin Bieber is not something anyone can imagine right now … make the image go from my head, nooooo Justin … forever young, forever young … until the next pandemic.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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