A secret video has been released from Jerusalem, where holiness is king.
“Two Rabbis and a Cup”.
Speaks volumes, if you know the reference, but since it’s rabbis with the cup, and rabbis are apparently holy, according to them, then the cup also becomes holy.
So eating from the cup is a holy act. And “holy shit” isn’t just an exclamation of grossed-out surprise … nope, it means you’re in Israel (where, I think, bestiality is also legal, and maybe holy if a rabbi does it), where you too can watch the extreme “sexiness” of two rabbis enjoying each other’s innermost … uh, innards? And watch that cup empty!
I gotta puke. Remind me never to visit that country. I ain’t giving my tourists dollars to those filthy rabbis … but why can’t I stop watching?!
