BATON ROUGE, Louisiana - (Satire News) - Two college girls who have been friends since the second grade have found a unique way to beat the cost of rising gasoline prices. Chelsi Topeka, 19, and Ribby Payola, 20, purchased a metal food cart from o…
QUAKER OATS, Pennsylvania - (Satire News) - With the price of gasoline hitting an astounding $8 a gallon in California, and $7 a gallon in Connecticut, many middle class and poor families are selling their automobiles and resorting to horse and buggi…
DALLAS - (Satire News) - The airline industry is having fits as the amount of passengers has fallen by 43.7% in just the past week. A spokesperson for the industry, Wanda "Jet Lag" Sippatinski, 58, said that as a result Delta has had to cancel mos…
OXNARD, California – (Satire News) – AAA is reporting that California has the highest gasoline prices of any state in the union; even Alabama. Oxnard’s Channel 41 Eye-Witnesser News reported that the gasoline in the city has hit $13.69 a gallon.
Despite reports, people are not buying panic. 'Yes' said news reporter Brick Outhouse 'We have said in the press that people are panic buying, but they are not actually buying any panic. There is more than enough panic out there for everyone, so d…
After dispatching his subordinate ministers to explain on English TV why there are massive fuel shortages, Boris Johnson, has now run out of excuses, and instead of continually blaming the outside world, and EU, for the misery he caused, has come up…
FARGO, North Dakota – (Spoof News) - Gasoline Prices Magazine is reporting that a Shell Gasoline Station in Fargo is selling gasoline for 13 cents a gallon. When asked how in the world they can sell gas so cheap, when every other gas station in Am…
A gasoline spill south of Birmingham, Alabama, last Friday led to the shutdown of an important pipeline that delivers fuel to much of the South and East. It is expected to cause shortages and prices will rise dramatically. A Colonial Pipeline Co. pi...
Did we lie about emissions from our diesel engines? That's not a fair question, not at all. In fact, the entire format of this . . . this inquisition is unfair! It is typical of the liberal media to play gotcha with questions like that. That's why we should be allowed to do our own testing, and just hand over our results to the EPA. In the future, that's the only basis on which we'll...
Fuel experts revealed on Sunday night a shocking new report which stated that petrol stations across the country had been diluting the petrol they were selling with the food spread Marmite. An unknown source from an unnamed oil company defended...
ASPEN, Colorado - Local residents of the ski resort town of Aspen are as happy as woodpeckers in a kitchen cabinet factory. The word has gotten out that The Big Tex Texaco Gasoline Station is giving customers who fill up their vehicles three marij...
Oil companies, some of the wealthiest entities on earth, have somehow a skewered idea of what Christmas is supposed to be about. This is due to their RAISING the price of gasoline for the holiday week instead of in the spirit of Christmas lowering i...
It's a weird sight here in Kentucky when you look down the road and heading towards you are three big fat women sliding on their butts. But that is beginning to become the norm around here. Apparently, in order to save money on gas, several women...
The arrival of the summer driving is still months away, so why are gasoline prices rising? That's the question we posed to oil industry representative Marvus Danderlogg, who explained that there are numerous reasons behind the recent spike at the pu...
The Office of Fair Trading is to investigate fuel prices in Britain for the first time. "I went to put some petrol in my car," said Hilary Dale, who heads up the Price Fixing division at the Office of Fair Trading. "It cost me seventy pounds!"...
HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold resident Stan Finley, 49, came out the Harfold Gas & Supplies in a much different state than when he went in. He entered, just as he had any other work day, ready to run the cash register. He came out, however, with the hel...
Drivers have long seen petrol prices change every time that they pass the same petrol station. It turns out now that the price being set bares no relation to the price of oil. Instead, each petrol station has a random number generator built into the...
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