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Funny story: A Shell Gasoline Station in Fargo, North Dakota Has The Cheapest Priced Gas In The Entire USA

A Shell Gasoline Station in Fargo, North Dakota Has The Cheapest Priced Gas In The Entire USA

FARGO, North Dakota – (Spoof News) - Gasoline Prices Magazine is reporting that a Shell Gasoline Station in Fargo is selling gasoline for 13 cents a gallon. When asked how in the world they can sell gas so cheap, when every other gas station in Am…

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Funny story: Gas Prices To Skyrocket And Shortages Loom

Gas Prices To Skyrocket And Shortages Loom

A gasoline spill south of Birmingham, Alabama, last Friday led to the shutdown of an important pipeline that delivers fuel to much of the South and East. It is expected to cause shortages and prices will rise dramatically. A Colonial Pipeline Co. pi...

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Funny story: Das Auto: Liegend ist Keine Sunde (Lying is not a sin)

Das Auto: Liegend ist Keine Sunde (Lying is not a sin)

Did we lie about emissions from our diesel engines? That's not a fair question, not at all. In fact, the entire format of this . . . this inquisition is unfair! It is typical of the liberal media to play gotcha with questions like that. That's why we should be allowed to do our own testing, and just hand over our results to the EPA. In the future, that's the only basis on which we'll...

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Funny story: New study reveals most petrol sold now in UK is 98% marmite

New study reveals most petrol sold now in UK is 98% marmite

Fuel experts revealed on Sunday night a shocking new report which stated that petrol stations across the country had been diluting the petrol they were selling with the food spread Marmite. An unknown source from an unnamed oil company defended...

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Funny story: A Gasoline Station In Aspen, Colorado Is Raking In The Bucks With Its Fabulous Marijuana Promotion

A Gasoline Station In Aspen, Colorado Is Raking In The Bucks With Its Fabulous Marijuana Promotion

ASPEN, Colorado - Local residents of the ski resort town of Aspen are as happy as woodpeckers in a kitchen cabinet factory. The word has gotten out that The Big Tex Texaco Gasoline Station is giving customers who fill up their vehicles three marij...

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Funny story: Oil Companies Have Skewered Idea Of The Spirit Of Christmas

Oil Companies Have Skewered Idea Of The Spirit Of Christmas

Oil companies, some of the wealthiest entities on earth, have somehow a skewered idea of what Christmas is supposed to be about. This is due to their RAISING the price of gasoline for the holiday week instead of in the spirit of Christmas lowering i...

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Funny story: Women Spotted Sliding On Their Asses Down Highway

Women Spotted Sliding On Their Asses Down Highway

It's a weird sight here in Kentucky when you look down the road and heading towards you are three big fat women sliding on their butts. But that is beginning to become the norm around here. Apparently, in order to save money on gas, several women...

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Funny story: National Gas Prices Rise

National Gas Prices Rise

The arrival of the summer driving is still months away, so why are gasoline prices rising? That's the question we posed to oil industry representative Marvus Danderlogg, who explained that there are numerous reasons behind the recent spike at the pu...

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Funny story: Office of Fair Trading to investigate fuel prices

Office of Fair Trading to investigate fuel prices

The Office of Fair Trading is to investigate fuel prices in Britain for the first time. "I went to put some petrol in my car," said Hilary Dale, who heads up the Price Fixing division at the Office of Fair Trading. "It cost me seventy pounds!"...

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Funny story: Harfold man puts gas prices into perspective, albeit not in a socially acceptable way

Harfold man puts gas prices into perspective, albeit not in a socially acceptable way

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold resident Stan Finley, 49, came out the Harfold Gas & Supplies in a much different state than when he went in. He entered, just as he had any other work day, ready to run the cash register. He came out, however, with the hel...

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Funny story: Petrol stations caught using random number generators for petrol prices

Petrol stations caught using random number generators for petrol prices

Drivers have long seen petrol prices change every time that they pass the same petrol station. It turns out now that the price being set bares no relation to the price of oil. Instead, each petrol station has a random number generator built into the...

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Funny story: Man who took Tories' 'Emergency Jerry Can Of Petrol' advice in Tottenham Court Road siege - report

Man who took Tories' 'Emergency Jerry Can Of Petrol' advice in Tottenham Court Road siege - report

London - A man armed with six jerry cans of premium unleaded gasoline is causing havoc in Central London this afternoon. Police have surrounded a Tottentham Court Road property amid reports of a siege involving hoarded petrol from last months' Tor...

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Funny story: MP says "I've solved the impending motor fuel crisis"

MP says "I've solved the impending motor fuel crisis"

Monty Bedwetter, Conservative MP for North Suffolk & Central Ipswich has hit the headlines again after a long absence, for controversial comments he has made concerning the impending motor fuel supply crisis. In an interview on Around Anglia t...

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Funny story: The Government planned the fuel crisis

The Government planned the fuel crisis

A leaked memo from 10 Downing Street has revealed that the panic buying at the pumps was planned by the ConDems to help raise two billion pounds to cover the deficit created by the reduction in tax rate. David Cameron has denied that the memo is a...

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Funny story: Fuel tanker drivers vote yes to disrupting more traffic than usual

Fuel tanker drivers vote yes to disrupting more traffic than usual

Fuel tanker drivers have voted in favour of obstructing markedly more journeys than usual in an ongoing row over safety conditions which have seen them placed in a similar amount of danger to someone trying to over-take one of their vehicles, the Uni...

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Funny story: UFO Sighted Over the Nation's Capitol

UFO Sighted Over the Nation's Capitol

Washington DC: An extremely bright light was visually observed hovering high over the White House. The light could be seen as far away as Chicago IL, yet area air traffic control RADAR screens were completely blank. The light was definitely identi...

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Funny story: President Obama Admits He Wants Gas Prices To Hit $8.00 A Gallon!

President Obama Admits He Wants Gas Prices To Hit $8.00 A Gallon!

President Obama finally came out and told the truth about ending oil lines from Canada, preventing drilling for more oil in the Gulf of Mexico and every other place that he can. "Above all, I'm an environmentalist", he told reporters today. "Look...

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