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Funny story: College Coeds Find a Way To Beat The High Price of Gasoline

College Coeds Find a Way To Beat The High Price of Gasoline

BATON ROUGE, Louisiana - (Satire News) - Two college girls who have been friends since the second grade have found a unique way to beat the cost of rising gasoline prices. Chelsi Topeka, 19, and Ribby Payola, 20, purchased a metal food cart from o…

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Funny story: Due To The Skyrocketing Price of Gasoline, Lots of Americans Are Selling Their Cars and Buying Horse and Buggy Teams

Due To The Skyrocketing Price of Gasoline, Lots of Americans Are Selling Their Cars and Buying Horse and Buggy Teams

QUAKER OATS, Pennsylvania - (Satire News) - With the price of gasoline hitting an astounding $8 a gallon in California, and $7 a gallon in Connecticut, many middle class and poor families are selling their automobiles and resorting to horse and buggi…

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Funny story: Most Airlines Cancel Hundreds of Flights Due To A Shortage of Fuel, Pretzels, and Pilots

Most Airlines Cancel Hundreds of Flights Due To A Shortage of Fuel, Pretzels, and Pilots

DALLAS - (Satire News) - The airline industry is having fits as the amount of passengers has fallen by 43.7% in just the past week. A spokesperson for the industry, Wanda "Jet Lag" Sippatinski, 58, said that as a result Delta has had to cancel mos…

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Funny story: Gasoline Hits $13.69 a Gallon In California

Gasoline Hits $13.69 a Gallon In California

OXNARD, California – (Satire News) – AAA is reporting that California has the highest gasoline prices of any state in the union; even Alabama. Oxnard’s Channel 41 Eye-Witnesser News reported that the gasoline in the city has hit $13.69 a gallon.

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Funny story: People not buying panic

People not buying panic

Despite reports, people are not buying panic. 'Yes' said news reporter Brick Outhouse 'We have said in the press that people are panic buying, but they are not actually buying any panic. There is more than enough panic out there for everyone, so d…

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Funny story: English car drivers race to Scotland to fill up their tanks with Scotch Whisky, but whisky distillers are demanding 35% tariffs on their booze!

English car drivers race to Scotland to fill up their tanks with Scotch Whisky, but whisky distillers are demanding 35% tariffs on their booze!

After dispatching his subordinate ministers to explain on English TV why there are massive fuel shortages, Boris Johnson, has now run out of excuses, and instead of continually blaming the outside world, and EU, for the misery he caused, has come up…

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Funny story: A Shell Gasoline Station in Fargo, North Dakota Has The Cheapest Priced Gas In The Entire USA

A Shell Gasoline Station in Fargo, North Dakota Has The Cheapest Priced Gas In The Entire USA

FARGO, North Dakota – (Spoof News) - Gasoline Prices Magazine is reporting that a Shell Gasoline Station in Fargo is selling gasoline for 13 cents a gallon. When asked how in the world they can sell gas so cheap, when every other gas station in Am…

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Funny story: Gas Prices To Skyrocket And Shortages Loom

Gas Prices To Skyrocket And Shortages Loom

A gasoline spill south of Birmingham, Alabama, last Friday led to the shutdown of an important pipeline that delivers fuel to much of the South and East. It is expected to cause shortages and prices will rise dramatically. A Colonial Pipeline Co. pi...

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Funny story: Das Auto: Liegend ist Keine Sunde (Lying is not a sin)

Das Auto: Liegend ist Keine Sunde (Lying is not a sin)

Did we lie about emissions from our diesel engines? That's not a fair question, not at all. In fact, the entire format of this . . . this inquisition is unfair! It is typical of the liberal media to play gotcha with questions like that. That's why we should be allowed to do our own testing, and just hand over our results to the EPA. In the future, that's the only basis on which we'll...

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Funny story: New study reveals most petrol sold now in UK is 98% marmite

New study reveals most petrol sold now in UK is 98% marmite

Fuel experts revealed on Sunday night a shocking new report which stated that petrol stations across the country had been diluting the petrol they were selling with the food spread Marmite. An unknown source from an unnamed oil company defended...

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Funny story: A Gasoline Station In Aspen, Colorado Is Raking In The Bucks With Its Fabulous Marijuana Promotion

A Gasoline Station In Aspen, Colorado Is Raking In The Bucks With Its Fabulous Marijuana Promotion

ASPEN, Colorado - Local residents of the ski resort town of Aspen are as happy as woodpeckers in a kitchen cabinet factory. The word has gotten out that The Big Tex Texaco Gasoline Station is giving customers who fill up their vehicles three marij...

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Funny story: Oil Companies Have Skewered Idea Of The Spirit Of Christmas

Oil Companies Have Skewered Idea Of The Spirit Of Christmas

Oil companies, some of the wealthiest entities on earth, have somehow a skewered idea of what Christmas is supposed to be about. This is due to their RAISING the price of gasoline for the holiday week instead of in the spirit of Christmas lowering i...

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Funny story: Women Spotted Sliding On Their Asses Down Highway

Women Spotted Sliding On Their Asses Down Highway

It's a weird sight here in Kentucky when you look down the road and heading towards you are three big fat women sliding on their butts. But that is beginning to become the norm around here. Apparently, in order to save money on gas, several women...

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Funny story: National Gas Prices Rise

National Gas Prices Rise

The arrival of the summer driving is still months away, so why are gasoline prices rising? That's the question we posed to oil industry representative Marvus Danderlogg, who explained that there are numerous reasons behind the recent spike at the pu...

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Funny story: Office of Fair Trading to investigate fuel prices

Office of Fair Trading to investigate fuel prices

The Office of Fair Trading is to investigate fuel prices in Britain for the first time. "I went to put some petrol in my car," said Hilary Dale, who heads up the Price Fixing division at the Office of Fair Trading. "It cost me seventy pounds!"...

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Funny story: Harfold man puts gas prices into perspective, albeit not in a socially acceptable way

Harfold man puts gas prices into perspective, albeit not in a socially acceptable way

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold resident Stan Finley, 49, came out the Harfold Gas & Supplies in a much different state than when he went in. He entered, just as he had any other work day, ready to run the cash register. He came out, however, with the hel...

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Funny story: Petrol stations caught using random number generators for petrol prices

Petrol stations caught using random number generators for petrol prices

Drivers have long seen petrol prices change every time that they pass the same petrol station. It turns out now that the price being set bares no relation to the price of oil. Instead, each petrol station has a random number generator built into the...

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