I put on my old-timey banker’s green visor and got an adding machine and cranked the numbers … now, let’s see, according to my calculations … Leonardo DiCaprio is, what, 50 and his girlfriend is 19. And some have a problem about this.
If a MILF at 50 years old (or a GILF at 60 or 70 or 80 years old – damn, grandma, you got yourself one sweeeet ass!) – orders a pizza and a 19-year-old hunky pizza guy shows up … ah well, we’ve all seen the porn scenario from the 1970s. Hotter than the pizza!
If a trophy wife is 20 years old and her sugar daddy is, say, 59 or 69 or 79, is she a good person or a bad person? Is it okay if a woman is the predator instead of the guy? And is she a “predator”, or is that just a catch-all word to brand people with who are getting some when so many others can’t even get a hot pizza? 30 minutes or free – bullshit – this pie is cold!
Is your pie cold, grandma? Heat it up with a boy toy – or a girl toy – ever seen OnlyFans or the various and many Twitter Hos? (Hi, I’m Mary, I’m a swinger wife at 58 years old, and me and my hubby like to go to sexy parties in Fort Lauderdale with Ron DeSantis and his many wives – well, they call themselves “wives” during one of our games … I’ve said too much.)
Did she bang grandpa for his money? And was grandpa fine with it? He had millions and no heirs – he paid her $100 every time she stripped for him and he hammered his fist against his crotch, screaming “Wake up, damn you!”
Catch-all words are easy. It’s much harder to think for yourself and see everything in context and ask yourself, as the Beatles did: “What will I do when I’m 64 … and lonely and have too much pension money?” Whether female or male, won’t you want some lovin’ from someone who has yet to grow wrinkles? Or will you be okay with giving your money away to the pool boy just for wearing the Speedo you bought him?
Marjorie Taylor Green is getting up in years and her husband is divorcing her … hope she don’t look for some quarterback meat at the local high school football game … Mary Kay Letourneau is watching from Heaven, Midgey, and she’s got 72 virgins waiting …
There is reality, and there is social media. One of them is planted in the real world …
