ABBA: The Naked Concert

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 28 January 2023

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The Ass That Launched A 1000 Concerts

What do these people have in common: Björn & Benny, Agnetha & Anni-Frid?

They’re sexy and they’re ABBA!

Never mind their movies and musicals based on their songs, now the Swedish supergroup have thought up a new idea for making their songs live forever in people’s minds and hearts … next they’ll be appealing to people’s libidos!

ABBA: The Naked Concert

Step aside, “America’s Got No Talent”, the Swedes are invading again! Sure, they’re a bit older, but damn, I wouldn’t kick ‘em outa bed, would you? Especially not Agnetha Fältskog, who was once described (if you’ve seen their concert footage when they toured Australia in 1977) as having the hottest ass in music!

Hell yes she does!

So get your tickets and compare and contrast asses and other body parts (oh, right, and their singing too, maybe … if you’re not too distracted by other … ahem, bits and pieces) when you see the latest incarnation of ABBA!

Get naked and sing, sing, SING!

(Disclaimer: audience members are not allowed to be naked before, during or after the show, and if anyone does, security will take you out back, not to see the band backstage, but to make you sing falsetto. Keep it your pants, buddy!)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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