Harry And Meghan Slam British Press And That Has To Include THE SPOOF

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 8 December 2022

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The Spoof is in the big time!

SPOOF is in the BIG TIME!

At last! Harry, the son of a king, and Meghan, the former TV actress and Suitcase girl, slam the British Press. Like wow! Eureka! That, of course, means THE SPOOF is included. The Spoof naturally has to be included along with the British Press, and though the British Press may cringe, that's too bad.

What stature this gives The Spoof! The Montecito couple takes issue with the British Press in their latest epistle of criticism.

Maybe they ran out of complaints about the royal family? Their last footnote dealt with the salt shakers in the royal household as remaining half-filled. Caramba! That’s a definite sign of a deteriorating monarchy and poor management, and all Charles does is talk to trees.

Down with King Charles III. And William, George, Charlotte, and Lois.

So, what’s the next subject for the unemployed son and actress to scrutinize? The British Press. Unlike the Royal family, The British Press will remain a blackhole of negativity for the two. They will eventually reach THE SPOOF.

That’s okay because THE SPOOF has thousands of satirists who remain eager, fired up, and ready to slam-dunk the twosome. As a result, Spoof writers do not dwell on frivolous name-calling like chicken legs or the Nazi dresser.

One line says it all: Why does the Montecito couple require 16 toilets in their home?

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