Prince Harry has been outspoken for his support of all peoples of the world, especially those who have been hated for the colors of their skins.
So he has decided to die!
Sorry, I mean dye … his skin color to black. This in support of migrants and other people from Africa and wherever non-white people come from, he’s about as sure as his brother. (Maybe a Toronto production set where they make TV shows? That’s where he found his.)
A spokesperson for things royal has said that Harry has been warned about such an act.
“We told him, it’s called ‘black face’. Don’t do it, Harry!”
But the prince said he’s not afraid of being cancelled, he’s too rich and famous and comes from a family that can have anyone killed, so his face will resume being “colored” (don’t say that either, you stupid Pr –) and he will fight the good fight and be closer to his wife, maybe even darker.
The King has refused to comment, and refused to talk to Harry for a few months, maybe years.
