Rachel Meghan Markle made fun of how to curtsey to the Queen. She asked, “Do I have to curtsy the casket and the corpse too?”
Other things she then made fun of:
The British accent. “How come they talk like that, geez, like, really? Gawd! Fer fuck’s sake – it’s called Eng-a-lish – learn to speak it or shut up ‘cuz I said so!”
The British weight measurement: “How can someone weigh stones? Stones live on the ground, not on people. How many stones am I? I might be stoned, but I’m not a stone.”
Driving on the Left: “OMG, what? Really? Like, hello, people, the right is right, the left is wrong, am I right, so just move over and drive the right way on the right road and then you won’t have no more crashes, duh! Good thing I married a prince, right? You’re welcome, Britishains.”
Fish and Chips: “Sooo fattening, why don’t you eat some fish that doesn’t have breadening on it and how come so much vinegar, it stings my eyes, owie, and if you have a cancre then the vinegar and lemon burns! It burns! Don’t get any malt vinegar on your fingers then go to the bathroom – just sayin’.”
Black taxis: “That is sooo racist! They’re yellow in New York and people aren’t yellow, but youse guys are all racist cuz the cars are black, so what’s a tourist a-supposed to think, hunh?”
Double Decker Buses: “Okay, you know what, those things can easily tip over and kill people so you should unstack them and make two buses from one cuz then peope won’t die! Have you not figured this out yet? Again – you’re welcome! I just saved your entire country! Where’s my crown … oh, there it is.”
She went on. People stopped listening, Eventually, this is how all “royals” will eventually disappear.
