Are Two Americas Better Than One?

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Thursday, 15 December 2022

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Soon, those Sinks Are Gonna Switch, Way Down South in Dixie

Reports have been leaked from GOP headquarters that state “if and when” Donald Trump – or DeSantis or any other hate-filled hatemonger of hatred – gets into power in the VERY NEAR future, segregation will once again be returned to the “greatness” of America.

Black Only drinking fountains, toilets, sections of the bus, sections of every city where “they” may be found, and of course, they will no longer be allowed to marry non-black people, or hold “white only” jobs (those with any amount of power) or even to speak or “speak back” to a white person.

We could all see this coming in how the GOP voted to destroy anyone who wasn’t within their scope of terror – like black people, gay people, women people, aborted peopled, veteran people, poor people, Hispanic people climbing over a faulty wall, the list goes on.

But there’s a twist!

The segregation will take place, of course, in “white owned” states north of the Mason-Dixon line. States like Ohio, which is always severely confused as to whom it wants to be at any time there’s voting afoot.

But south of the Mason-Dixon line … all those states will be owned entirely by black people. And it may even think about leaving the USA forever … but that’s for the future to decide.

One democrat statesman said, “We know how whites have screwed over the black people of this country, so a deal has been done. The Republicans want America to go back to the 1950s or even earlier? No problem. But the Deep South belongs entirely to the black man and black woman. They will make the rules down there. And if a white person is driving through their land and find themselves stopped by a corrupt southern sheriff who smashes their headlights and then a lynching mob comes wandering by … well, that’s just American history doing what it does best.”

A strange time ahead for the future Two Americas.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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