The Big News in Qatar was Not Boys kicking Balls Around - But the Camel Beauty Contest

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 30 November 2022

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What a beaut!

At the same time muscular young men were kicking Balls (and each other) around in a stadium in Qatar - the main event was going on elsewhere.

The Qataris hosted the World Camel Beauty Contest. Basically, the World Cup for Camels. The winner was an ash blonde, large - eyed beauty with long lashes and an extra-large hump - named Manghiah Hutran.

Qataris are crazy about Camels - something to do with the sand.

In order to get the $208, 00 prize money the winner had to be examined and x-rayed - to make sure her Hump hadn't been enlarged or her Lips made rounder and fuller with Botox. These illegal surgeries had been done at other beauty contests - due to the large cash prizes.

Western nations are lucky such tests are not done at their beauty contests - or they would many times end up with no contestants.

Anyway - the winner with her large droopy lips and huge shapely hump

is the sexiest camel in the Mideast - and has a medal to prove it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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