Consistently one of the world's leading and top-performing airline carriers over the past two decades, Qatar Airlines is considering a namechange after several passengers became confused about the unusual spelling of the word 'Qatar' when completing…
Pynongyang, North Korea North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un was in the news again today when North Korea announced that it would not stand for any insults waged against their most revered and holy leader, Kim Jong-Un, Keeper of the Flame-Gun, Ruler o...
New York - A website specialising in grotty teardowns is spilling some dodgy Middle Eastern royals' digestive secrets based on recently published property refurbishment plans. MyBigFatQatari Gazumper.con has published details of a lavish $320m man...
With the Football World Cup just 8 years away, the nation of Qatar is gearing up for the tournament by quickly assembling arenas. However they have reached a milestone today when they revealed a new stadium which had been built entirely from the dea...
Doha, Qatar - An oil-rich nabob from the gas state of Qatar has brought a three billion dollar smirk to the Russian mobster's face. Shaikh Mustapha Pee bin Dishdasha, son of the Emir, is even throwing in some spare gas wells, a 50ft ocean-going ya...
Qatar have added to their winning of the World Cup with a remarkable win of the 2022 Winter Olympics. "We believe that Qatar will offer a new and exciting Winter Olympics," said Jurgen Jorgensen, chairperson of the Winter Olympic Committee. "Curre...
Doha - Shifty shaikhs feted by the Queen have denied FIFA bungs got them the World Cup. "We'd never dream of doshing up football's governing body," the head of Qatar Photocall - er...Protocol! - said today. "We just followed trusty diplomatic p...
One of the main rivals to Sepp Blatter's FIFA Presidency has stated firmly that the world football governing body is not corrupt. Mohamed Bin Hammam, Qatari President of the Asian Football Federation, made the claim from his billion pound palace i...
Doha - The Qatari Emir's favorite wife has been fingered in a WikiLeaks expose demanding $280m from US energy giant Exxon to featherbed a pet hobby. Big Oil sources immediately responded by offering Sheikha Mozzad bint Nasser Al Missned their prof...
A smug Andy Gray, fired from Sky News and deprived of his lucrative salary, wasted no time in moving his career forward as he signed a new deal with Al-Jazerra after the Qatar based media company inked its own deal with FIFA to cover the 2018 & 2...
Manchester City owner Sheikh Mansour announced today that he has bought Manchester United from the Glaziers. For many months the Manchester United supporters have been wearing green scarves to complain about the Glaziers takeover involving their £...
In a dramatic turnaround over who hosts which tournament, Sepp Blatter, FIFA dictator spoke with Lord Coe, Baron of the Olympics, this weekend to discuss re-scheduling the Olympics and upcoming 2022 World Cup. Blatter said Qatar is too hot in Summ...
A snow bound England, already suffering from severe depression, was plunged deeper into despair when it was announced the Glazer family is in negotiations to sell off The Big Red Team to Qatar and move it lock stock and Old Trefford! "It's not su...
FIFA$ $tar Trek HQ, Qatar: When ruling footballing body FIFA, gave the tournament to the Arab state Qatar, despite its lack of stadia, infrastructure and footballing pedigree, $tar Trek Blatter was taking football it to new frontiers! During the...
Port Stanley, Falkland Islands - With Qatar winning the 2022 bid, a nation state that has never qualified for the footballing world cup finals in FIFAs 80 history, it means that the Falkland Islands has a chance to win. With FIFA hell bent on tak...
Doh! Ha! - (Empty Quarter): Scientists are baffled. The genetic code of the wife of one of the world's richest men has sent shockwaves among paleontology's cryptozoologists. Sheikha Mozzah's DNA has been traced to mutant human/dinosaur remains...
Milan, Italy - (Ass Mess): Spoilt brat Qatari princesses, relatives of dodgy Emir Shaikh Hamad who is trying to buy up UK food retailer Sainsbury's, were today thrown off a London-bound BA plane after throwing a wobbly about seating arrangements.
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