LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has just broken the story that Kanye West, aka the ex-Mr. Kim Kardashian, is fit to be tied and is crying like a spoiled 2-year-old toddler.
Taffeta Kixx with BuzzFuzz learned that West has just been banned from not only performing at the Grammys, but banned from even setting foot in the venue.
A spokesperson for the Grammys said that their are several reasons for his being banned. The first is because he has become as unstable as a castle made of sand.
Secondy, he keeps saying that he hates white people more than he hates his lopsided bibbidy boo (wiener), and thirdly the 'microphone grabber' reportedly hasn't showered since November 13, 2022.
SIDENOTE: Kanye is said to have told info guru Andy Cohen that he will show up at the Grammys even if he has to put on a frumpy dress, freaky looking dreadlocks and pretend to be Whoopi Goldberg.
