Taylor Swift Says She Needs A New Boyfriend Bad So She Can Break Up With Him and Write Her Next Hit Song

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 13 February 2022

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Taylor is so desperate to write her next big hit that she may have to turn to one of her many ex-boyfriends.

NASHVILLE, Tennessee – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Tennessee say that popular singing star Taylor Swift has been feeling a bit down lately.

According to Tabloid Today’s Papaya Bamboo, Swift is very disappointed that she has not been able to find a new boyfriend.

Bamboo spoke with Swift at a local Kentucky Fried Chicken, where she had half an order of chicken tenders, with a side of okra, and a Diet Mint Julep.

Tay-Tay, as her millions of fans call her, told Miss Bamboo that her manager told her that she needs to get on the ball and find a damn boyfriend, make some whoopie, break-up with him, and write her next number one song.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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