NASHVILLE, Tennessee – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Tennessee say that popular singing star Taylor Swift has been feeling a bit down lately.
According to Tabloid Today’s Papaya Bamboo, Swift is very disappointed that she has not been able to find a new boyfriend.
Bamboo spoke with Swift at a local Kentucky Fried Chicken, where she had half an order of chicken tenders, with a side of okra, and a Diet Mint Julep.
Tay-Tay, as her millions of fans call her, told Miss Bamboo that her manager told her that she needs to get on the ball and find a damn boyfriend, make some whoopie, break-up with him, and write her next number one song.
