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Winnie Mandela Obituary

Funny story: Winnie Mandela Obituary

Winnie Mandela, the manager of the Mandela United Football Club, has died. Madikizela-Mandela (to give her her full name), 81, the fraudulent, corrupt, kidnapping instigator of murder, who was also the former wife of anti-apartheid activist and ca...

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Top South African model accused of being a racist because of a pair of gloves!

Funny story: Top South African model accused of being a racist because of a pair of gloves!

Now there are times whilst spoofing real stories that a top spoofer like Jaggedone just cannot believe reality, so he spoofs it anyway, and here is one story that just cannot be spoofed because it is so ridiculous, but JO wil try! A South African...

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Obama to Move Back to Africa as Mandela's Son

Funny story: Obama to Move Back to Africa as Mandela's Son

Cape Town, South Africa - The Government of South Africa has unofficially announced that President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle are relocating to South Africa after Obama's term ends in January. The Obamas reportedly are leaving their daughter...

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Michelle Angry With Hillary: She Set Me Up!

Funny story: Michelle Angry With Hillary: She Set Me Up!

Michelle Obama stated that it was nothing at the time but she has now changed her story about her husband and the Prime Minister of Denmark. A Source at the White House told our reporter that it was all a set-up so that Hillary could get back at...

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Nelson Mandela Memorial Attendance Cost Nation Over $M For President To Attend

Funny story: Nelson Mandela Memorial Attendance Cost Nation Over $M For President To Attend

Although most people believe that President Obama should have gone to the Nelson Mandela Memorial, they had no idea that every time he goes overseas, even for a vacation, it costs taxpayers millions of dollars. Everyone is entitled to take vacatio...

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'Fake' Mandela memorial interpreter fully booked for funerals including Pope Benedict, George Bush Sr and Queen Elizabeth: reports

Funny story: 'Fake' Mandela memorial interpreter fully booked for funerals including Pope Benedict, George Bush Sr and Queen Elizabeth: reports

New York - Commenting on his forward bookings diary for 2014 a New York PR company representing South African 'fake' signer Thamsanqa Jantjie said today their client had already accepted hundreds of provisional appearance dates all over the world:...

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Philip Wants Mandela Type Farewell

Funny story: Philip Wants Mandela Type Farewell

In a statement from Buckingham Palace Prince Philip has outlined his desired funeral arrangements. 'I feel so like the South African leader Nelson Mandela, who has recently died' the statement begins 'We have both reached a similar age, Mandela sp...

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Nelson Mandela Flats in Peckham to be renamed Nelson Mandela Nelson Mandela Flats

Funny story: Nelson Mandela Flats in Peckham to be renamed Nelson Mandela Nelson Mandela Flats

The World famous fictitious Nelson Mandela Flats in Peckham, London are controversially to be double dedicated to Nelson Mandela. Made famous by the British Sitcom, "Only Fools and Horse Work" which is full of irony jokes, starring David Jason and...

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China To Honor Nelson Mandela By Putting His Likeness On A Commemorative Postage Stamp

Funny story: China To Honor Nelson Mandela By Putting His Likeness On A Commemorative Postage Stamp

HONG KONG, China - South African President Nelson Mandela always talked about how much he enjoyed visiting China and eating the best egg rolls in the world. He got to where he could use the chopsticks just as good as any Chinese citizen. He was so...

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England Is Considering Renaming Piccadilly Square In Honor Of President Mandela

Funny story: England Is Considering Renaming Piccadilly Square In Honor Of President Mandela

LONDON - Tickety Boo News is reporting that Queen Elizabeth II, has stated that England will be honoring President Nelson Mandela who once said that he would rather walk in the London fog that sit in the Saigon smog. TBN's Neville Twickenbuck stat...

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New York City May Be Renaming Central Park President Nelson Mandela Park

Funny story: New York City May Be Renaming Central Park President Nelson Mandela Park

NEW YORK CITY - There is a widespread movement in the city of New York to honor the late president of South Africa Nelson Mandela by naming Central Park in his honor. Several council members have asked that the mayor consider making the necessary...

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Fears Al-Shabab-Kebab's White Widow terrorist may disrupt Mandela's burial on Sunday

Funny story: Fears Al-Shabab-Kebab's White Widow terrorist may disrupt Mandela's burial on Sunday

South Africa - CIA snoopers monitoring internet chatter sourced to assorted Scareforce One planes ferrying international VIPs to Tuesday's Mandela Memorial Service may have stumbled upon a 'contrail of terror slime' connected to Brit fugitive from ju...

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Top of the Mandela-Tribute Pops

Greetings pop pickers. What follows is a chart rundown of the most used soundbites of which politicians, attempting to outdo each other with, and EVERY media outlet, attempting to shape our opinions with, have utilised in their gushing application of Sainthood to a man who never wanted to be considered a saint because he and no one is. He was however, a great man. (d'oh) 10. Great Man 9. Ma...

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President Obama Caught Playing Footsie With Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Reports coming out of Johannesburg are that Michelle Obama is not a happy camper. It seems that during the memorial proceedings for President Nelson Mandela the American first lady happened to notice that her husband a...

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President Obama Greets Cuban President Raul Castro With A Chest Bump

Funny story: President Obama Greets Cuban President Raul Castro With A Chest Bump

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Many foreign dignitaries as well as reporters attending a memorial service for President Nelson Mandela were shocked to see President Obama greet Cuban President Raul Castro with a sports type chest bump. President Oba...

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North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Barred From Nelson Mandela's Memorial Eulogy

Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Barred From Nelson Mandela's Memorial Eulogy

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - FNB Stadium, sight of President Nelson Mandela's memorial eulogy, had plenty of empty seats but one individual was prohibited from entering. North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un showed up but he was turned away at the gate...

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New York Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Donates $1 Million For A Nelson Mandela Statue To Be Placed In Central Park

Funny story: New York Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Donates $1 Million For A Nelson Mandela Statue To Be Placed In Central Park

NEW YORK CITY - Regis Philbin, co-host of The Viagra View said that he has received a text message from the head of New York City's largest crime family Salvatore Goombalini. Sal The Pal as he is known in the mob world stated that he had nothing b...

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Nelson Mandela to be buried in portions to give everyone a chance to attend funeral

Funny story: Nelson Mandela to be buried in portions to give everyone a chance to attend funeral

Nelson Mandela is to be buried in 365 separate "portions" to enable well wishers to each have a chance to attend his sell-out funerals. Advertising slots for the year long T.V. funeral coverage have been fully booked since before he died. Merchandisi...

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