TARZANA, California - (Satire News) - In a perfect example of what goes around comes around, info guru Andy Cohen stated that Will Smith was having breakfast at a local IHOP when rap artist Yo Yo Afro Woke walked up to the arrogant she-bitch and hit him so hard on the right side of his face that his Grandma Buttertina, felt it all the way back in Philadelphia.
Cohen said that when Yo Yo hit Smith, the entire restaurant started clapping and shouting out that pay backs are a bitch.
Smith reportedly got into his pink Kia Sorento and peeled out of the parking lot as if he was an African gazelle being chased by an African leopard.
SIDENOTE: Yo Yo Afro Woke will be going on tour with fellow rap artists LaQuanda Missy Miss Ho Ho and Zombie Zulu Yo on the "We Be's Africans - I'm Just Sayin'" tour this summer.
