LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town state that the Motion Picture Academy of The Oscars has just hit Jada Pinkett Smith, the wife of the "Fucking Ambusher," aka Will Smith with a lifetime ban.
A spokeswoman for the Academy stated that when Chris Rock made his comment about Jada the Bitch, nobody laughed louder than her husband Willard Smith, who actually laughed so hard, the "Punk Ambusher" almost fell out of his chair.
But then when Jada rolled her eyes like a spoiled brat, she in essence forced her lousy actor of a husband to take action.
And like Fuchsia Garfunkel, a writer for the Ipso Facto News Agency wrote, the culprit of the night was actually Jada Pinkett Smith, who has more boyfriends than Elton John, Boy George, RuPaul, and Sen. Lindsay Graham combined.
So for that reason the Oscars guild has decided to ban Jada, from ever attending another Academy Award show performance and the ugly-ass troublemaker will also probably end up getting hit with a $55,000 fine. NO PUN INTENDED!
