HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - According to BuzzFuzz, the night of the Oscars, after Will "The Human Douche Bag" ambushed Chris Rock, Amy Schumer said that she and co-host Wanda Sykes talked about confronting Will Smith and beating the fucking daylights out of the Black terrorist (Wanda's words).
But she said that after texting Oprah Winfrey, they decided not to because Oprah reminded them, that as they say in Portugal, 'two wrongs don't make a right,' although some citizens of Alabama would disagree with that statement.
Wanda noted that she really wanted to beat the shit out of Will's arrogant, sarcastic, holier than thou, bitch ass wife Jada "The Potato Head" Pinkett Smith, but she didn't because she has never been able to stand to hear a grown woman cry like a raped banshee.
Meanwhile, Will Smith has now been prohibited from visiting New Mexico, Massachusetts, Delaware, Texas, and Costa Rica.