HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The National Anti-Bullying Guild has just signed Chris Rock and Will Smith to appear in an anti-bullying public service announcement that will appear in 49 of the 50 states.
According to BuzzFuzz, the only state that will not show the commercial is Pennsylvania.
When BuzzFuzz writer Taffeta Kixx asked why the public service announcement would not be shown in the Keystone State of Pennsylvania, she was told because it is the home state of Willard Carroll Smith, Jr.
A rep for Pennsylvania stated that as far as Pennsylvanians are concerned, Smith could spray graffiti all over the Statue of Liberty, Mt. Rushmore, the Alamo, and Santa Claus, and they would still love the crazy, shithead douche bag.
Meanwhile, London's Tickety Boo News is reporting that Queen Elizabeth has banned Will "The Blithering Asswipe" from ever setting foot in the United Kingdom. ■
