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Funny story: Amy Schumer and Wanda Sykes Said They Came Real Close To Jumping Will Smith Backstage At The Oscars And Beating The Shit Out of Him!

Amy Schumer and Wanda Sykes Said They Came Real Close To Jumping Will Smith Backstage At The Oscars And Beating The Shit Out of Him!

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - According to BuzzFuzz, the night of the Oscars, after Will "The Human Douche Bag" ambushed Chris Rock, Amy Schumer said that she and co-host Wanda Sykes talked about confronting Will Smith and beating the fucking daylights…

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Funny story: All of Will Smith's Bobblehead Dolls Have Been Taken Off The Market and Destroyed

All of Will Smith's Bobblehead Dolls Have Been Taken Off The Market and Destroyed

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Hasbrutha Toy Co. has just taken every Will Smith Bobblehead Doll off the market and burned them. A spokesperson for the giant toy company, which yearly produces over 16.3 million bobblehead dolls, said that it refuse…

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Funny story: Chris Rock's Cousin Hip Hop Artist Yo Yo Afro Woke Punches Out Will Smith

Chris Rock's Cousin Hip Hop Artist Yo Yo Afro Woke Punches Out Will Smith

TARZANA, California - (Satire News) - In a perfect example of what goes around comes around, info guru Andy Cohen stated that Will Smith was having breakfast at a local IHOP when rap artist Yo Yo Afro Woke walked up to the arrogant she-bitch and hit…

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Funny story: Jada Pinkett Smith The Ditzy Brat Is Banned From The Oscars

Jada Pinkett Smith The Ditzy Brat Is Banned From The Oscars

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town state that the Motion Picture Academy of The Oscars has just hit Jada Pinkett Smith, the wife of the "Fucking Ambusher," aka Will Smith with a lifetime ban. A spokeswoman for the Acad…

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Funny story: Chris Rock Agrees To Appear With Will Smith In An Anti-Bullying Commercial

Chris Rock Agrees To Appear With Will Smith In An Anti-Bullying Commercial

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The National Anti-Bullying Guild has just signed Chris Rock and Will Smith to appear in an anti-bullying public service announcement that will appear in 49 of the 50 states. According to BuzzFuzz, the only state that wi…

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Funny story: The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts & Sciences Votes To Fine and Expel Will Smith

The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts & Sciences Votes To Fine and Expel Will Smith

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The Academy of Motion Pictures has voted to fine and expel Will Smith for his pitiful display of privileged bullshit antics. Will punched comedian Chris Rock on his face after Rock said that Mr. Jada Pinkett Smith's w…

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Funny story: LAPD Officers Actually Placed Will Smith In Handcuffs 12 Minutes After He Assaulted Chris Rock

LAPD Officers Actually Placed Will Smith In Handcuffs 12 Minutes After He Assaulted Chris Rock

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The Hollywood Innuendo News Agency is reporting that LAPD officers actually placed Will Smith, aka the 'Sucker Puncher' in handcuffs 12 minutes after he left the stage. Smith was backstage having his hand treated for cu…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson, The Duchess of York, Chimes In On The Will Smith - Chris Rock Oscars Incident

Sarah Ferguson, The Duchess of York, Chimes In On The Will Smith - Chris Rock Oscars Incident

LONDON - (Satire News) - The former Duchess of York was recently asked what she thought about the incident at the Oscars, where Will Smith (a black man) went up on the stage before a world-wide audience of millions and ambushed comedian Chris Rock (a…

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Funny story: After Will Smith Punches Chris Rock, 14 Standup Comedians Apologize For Making Jokes About His Wife (Jada)

After Will Smith Punches Chris Rock, 14 Standup Comedians Apologize For Making Jokes About His Wife (Jada)

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reports that within 24 hours of Will Smith sucker punching Chris Rock at the Oscars, a total of 14 comedians apologized to Will for making jokes about his "Open Marriage" wife (Jada Pinkett Smith). Comedians…

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Funny story: Chris Rock Has Been Banned In Philadelphia

Chris Rock Has Been Banned In Philadelphia

PHILADELPHIA - (Satire News) - The Philadelphia City Council has just voted 7 to 3 to ban comedian Chris Rock from ever setting foot within the Philly city limits. A council member identified as Henrietta "Sags" Shickenbocker said that no one insu…

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Funny story: Fighting Mad Boxing Promotions Will Put On The Will Smith Vs. Chris Rock Celebrity Boxing Match

Fighting Mad Boxing Promotions Will Put On The Will Smith Vs. Chris Rock Celebrity Boxing Match

LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - The biggest boxing match in the history of the pugilistic sport has been set to take place in Las Vegas on September 10. Fighting Mad Boxing Promotions has signed Will Smith and Chris Rock to fight in a scheduled 10-…

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Funny story: The KKK Has Told Will Smith He Can Join Their Organization If He Wants To

The KKK Has Told Will Smith He Can Join Their Organization If He Wants To

DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - One of the nation's largest Ku Klux Klan chapters has just sent Hollywood B-actor, Will "The Sensitive SOB" Smith, an email saying that they would love for him to join their anti-Black organization. Smith repor…

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Funny story: Chris Rock Files a $97 Million Assault Lawsuit Against Will Smith

Chris Rock Files a $97 Million Assault Lawsuit Against Will Smith

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting that Chris Rock has filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against the "Sucker-Punching Bully" aka Will Smith. Rock has hired the services of noted lawsuit attorney Gloria Allred, who has a won-loss…

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Funny story: Chris Rock To Star In G.I. Jane 2 With Jada Pinkett Smith, Will Smith, Ricky Gervais, and Yo Yo Afro Woke

Chris Rock To Star In G.I. Jane 2 With Jada Pinkett Smith, Will Smith, Ricky Gervais, and Yo Yo Afro Woke

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight has just broken the story that comedian Chris Rock will be staring with Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith (Will's wife), rap singer Yo Yo Afro Woke, and Brit twit Ricky Gervais in the sequel to G.I. Jan…

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Funny story: Will "The Sucker Puncher" Smith Has Been Banned From Ever Attending The Academy Awards Show Again!

Will "The Sucker Puncher" Smith Has Been Banned From Ever Attending The Academy Awards Show Again!

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Hollywood Innuendo has just broken the story that Will "Butt Hurt" Smith has just gotten his arrogant, egotistical ass banned from ever attending the Oscars celebration again. Smith, when reached at his favorite West Ho…

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Funny story: Robert Mueller Appointed Special Counsel For Smith-Rock Oscars Investigation; Will Smith Unfazed By Announcement, Expects Favorable Verdict

Robert Mueller Appointed Special Counsel For Smith-Rock Oscars Investigation; Will Smith Unfazed By Announcement, Expects Favorable Verdict

LOS ANGELES, CA - The Academy has announced it will investigate the Oscars incident involving Will Smith slapping Chris Rock. Former FBI Director and head of Donald Trump’s Russia investigation, Robert Mueller will serve as special counsel to oversee…

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Funny story: Will Smith: “I’m Not Gonna Hit You. The Hell I’m Not!”

Will Smith: “I’m Not Gonna Hit You. The Hell I’m Not!”

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since John Wayne suddenly changed his mind in the movie, McClintock!, has there been such a reversal of course versus one’s initial statement. When President Biden went off-script by suggesting that Vladimir Putin lose his…

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