LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The Academy of Motion Pictures has voted to fine and expel Will Smith for his pitiful display of privileged bullshit antics.
Will punched comedian Chris Rock on his face after Rock said that Mr. Jada Pinkett Smith's wife (Jada) has more boyfriends than the Kardashian sisters and Mama K put together.
Rocky, as his 102-great, great, grandmother Ida Vonia Smith, calls him pointed out that Will looks like an 8-ball with eyebrows.
Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle commented that the Oscar's industry will be hitting Smith with a $1.3 million fine.
"Douche Bag" Smith will also not be allowed to present any type of awards for 40 years. Plus he will have to donate 15 of his expensive suits to The Homeless Shelter Of Santa Monica Beach.
