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Funny story: Massachusetts Declares Donald J. Trump a Persona Non-Grata and Says If He Sets Foot in The Bay State He Will Be Arrested

Massachusetts Declares Donald J. Trump a Persona Non-Grata and Says If He Sets Foot in The Bay State He Will Be Arrested

BOSTON, Massachusetts – (Satire News) – The good people of the state of Massachusetts have made it abundantly clear to their state leaders, that they do not want the disgraced, evil, hate-spewing former president setting even one of his tiny toddler…

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Funny story: Massachusetts Censors The Phrase “Pussy Whipped”

Massachusetts Censors The Phrase “Pussy Whipped”

BOSTON – (Satire News) – The Massachusetts Senate has voted to ban a phrase that many consider to be inappropriate and a bit risqué. State Senator Hirkey L. Stonewire, said that he has been trying to outlaw that horribly horrendous phrase for the…

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Funny story: Massachusetts Cancels Thanksgiving – Thousands of Pilgrims Are Pissed

Massachusetts Cancels Thanksgiving – Thousands of Pilgrims Are Pissed

BOSTON – (Satire News) – The governor of Massachusetts, Charlie Baker is catching hell over his decision to cancel Thanksgiving. He told Boom Boom News that he decided to cancel the traditional holiday, due to the increasing number of citizens in…

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Funny story: The Miss Massachusetts Beauty Pageant Has Been Cancelled When It’s Discovered 3 of The Contestants Have MAGA Tattoos

The Miss Massachusetts Beauty Pageant Has Been Cancelled When It’s Discovered 3 of The Contestants Have MAGA Tattoos

BOSTON, Massachusetts – The officials with the Miss Massachusetts Beauty Pageant regret that they are having to cancel this year’s state beauty contest. Pageant director, Meryl "Gams" Kinderhook, 46, informed the media that, during the all-nude bo…

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Funny story: Massachusetts to Crack Down on Toilet Paper Hoarders

Massachusetts to Crack Down on Toilet Paper Hoarders

BOSTON – The governor of the state of Massachusetts has just issued a mandate stating that the state will no longer put up with those individuals who are hoarding extreme amounts of toilet paper. Governor Charlie Baker has informed the inhabitant...

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Funny story: A Massachusetts Judge Rules That Microsoft Can Legally Read Peoples Email

A Massachusetts Judge Rules That Microsoft Can Legally Read Peoples Email

BOSTON - A judge in Massachusetts has just issued a landmark directive which states that Microsoft legally has the right to read peoples email. Judge Erastus "The Gavel" Bockerbottle ruled that the corporate giant can read emails in the interest o...

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Funny story: Massachusetts Says "Yes" To Upskirt Photos

Massachusetts Says "Yes" To Upskirt Photos

BOSTON - The state of Massachusetts has just become the first state in the nation to state that the taking of upskirt photographs is legal and picture takers have the right to take their upper thigh shots. The law states that this is America and i...

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Funny story: New Bedford, Massachusetts Rocked By An Earthquake

New Bedford, Massachusetts Rocked By An Earthquake

NEW BEDFORD, Massachusetts - The city of New Bedford was struck by an earthquake at 5:46:13 on Tuesday morning. Residents reported what sounded like a freight train, a squadron of F-15 fighter jets, and Kirstie Alley running combined. One resid...

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Funny story: Massachusetts Bans Tootsie Roll Pops

Massachusetts Bans Tootsie Roll Pops

BOSTON - Massachusetts State Senator Ambrose B. Tamburello [R-Chicopee] led a movement to ban Tootsie Roll Pops from being sold anywhere in the state of Massachusetts. After a highly heated argument the vote was taken and the Anti-Tootsie Roll Bil...

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Funny story: An Amazing Scuba Diver Travels Underwater From Plymouth, Massachusetts To Biloxi, Mississippi

An Amazing Scuba Diver Travels Underwater From Plymouth, Massachusetts To Biloxi, Mississippi

PLYMOUTH, Massachusetts - The United States Scuba Diving Commision has just announced an amazing feat achieved by one of its members. The USSDC stated that member Owen Windowtucker, 52, of Boston has just swum underwater from Plymouth, Massachuset...

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Funny story: Massachusetts Begins Burning Snow After Massive Snowstorm

Massachusetts Begins Burning Snow After Massive Snowstorm

BOSTON, MA (AP) - Central Massachusetts liberals began the process of collecting and burning snow that was dumped on the state Saturday from an historic snowfall that dumped 2.7 inches of snow on Worcester and left most streets deserted except for sn...

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Funny story: Seafood Alert: Massachusetts Banning Lobster Dinners

Seafood Alert: Massachusetts Banning Lobster Dinners

BOSTON - The National Food Federation Agency has just issued a warning to seafood restaurant patrons in the state of Massachusetts. NFFA spokesperson Hal "Calories" Calafinster informed the news media that they have received dozens of reports from...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Heidi Montag To Star In The Vampires of The Fiscal Cliff

Rob Pattinson and Heidi Montag To Star In The Vampires of The Fiscal Cliff

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Pipe Dream Films in association with Omnigate Pictures has just released the media info on their latest movie production. Noted producer Bellanini Terrabini stated that the movie titled The Vampir...

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Funny story: Harvard approves sex club

Harvard approves sex club

Harvard has approved a kinky sex club called the Harvard Munch. The club will be open to both men and women which has caused a bit of a stir. Previously the official sex clubs were men only. The club is based around the Fifty Shades books and tha...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Says That One Day She'll Be The First Lady

Taylor Swift Says That One Day She'll Be The First Lady

HYANNIS PORT, Massachusetts - Taylor Swift has said that she is in Fairytale Land with her relationship with Conor Kennedy, grandson of Senator Robert F. Kennedy. The country singer who has sold over 22 million albums, including 173,691 in Egypt r...

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Funny story: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Talk About "The Zombie Chronicles"

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Talk About "The Zombie Chronicles"

LOS ANGELES - Charlene Belle Pinnzucker, director of the Epitome Network hit The Zombie Chronicles recently said that she has never worked with two nicer, more professional actors than Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. Efron, 24, stars as Sebastian L...

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Funny story: Mexico's President Tells Illegal Aliens To Vote For President Obama

Mexico's President Tells Illegal Aliens To Vote For President Obama

MEXICO CITY - The president of the Republic of Mexico, Nacho Winslow, has stated to the national news agency Las Maracas, that he wants for every illegal alien residing in the United States of America to vote for President Obama. President Winslow...

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