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Funny story: Massachusetts Reports That Shark Attacks Are Up 900% - Meanwhile Iowa Says Shark Attacks Are Still At 0%

Massachusetts Reports That Shark Attacks Are Up 900% - Meanwhile Iowa Says Shark Attacks Are Still At 0%

PILGRIM MUSKET, Massachusetts - (Satire News) - The local authorities of the beautiful beach town, by the Atlantic Ocean have just informed the citizenry that shark attacks have increased by 900% just since the start of summer. When asked if they…

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Funny story: The NRA Is Asked To Get The Hell Out of Massachusetts

The NRA Is Asked To Get The Hell Out of Massachusetts

BOSTON - (Satire News) - The state of Massachusetts Senate has voted to oust the NRA out of the New England commonwealth by an overwhelming vote of 97-3.. A spokesperson for the NRA asked why in the world they would do that. He was told by a re…

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Funny story: The Massachusetts Marijuana Panel Names Mexicali Machismo As The Best Pot In The State

The Massachusetts Marijuana Panel Names Mexicali Machismo As The Best Pot In The State

BOSTON - (Satire News) - The New England state that gave us such celebrities as Mark Wahlberg, Matt Damon, John Cena, Uma Thurman, Benjamin Franklin, Edgar Allan Poe, and Dr Seuss, has just announced that the best and most popular strain of marijuana…

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Funny story: The Massachusetts Senate Has Just Approved Lobster Fights

The Massachusetts Senate Has Just Approved Lobster Fights

BOSTON - (Sports Satire) - In a story that sounds highly improbable, the senate of Massachusetts has just voted to approve state-sanctioned lobster fights. The vote was 87 to 13 in favor of having the fights. One of the politicians who voted again…

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Funny story: In An Amazing Development, The State of Massachusetts Votes To Change The Spelling

In An Amazing Development, The State of Massachusetts Votes To Change The Spelling

BOSTON, Massachusetts - (Satire News) - In a vote that is positively amazing and unbelievable the Massachusetts state senate has voted 53 to 45, with 2 abstentions, to change the spelling of the state name. The full 13-lettered name has been in af…

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Funny story: Massachusetts Is Replacing All of Their Red Stop Signs With Blue Ones

Massachusetts Is Replacing All of Their Red Stop Signs With Blue Ones

BOSTON – (Satire News) – The Massachusetts legislature has just passed a bill that mandates that all of the state’s red stop signs be replaced with blue ones. Mimosa Sabrosa, with The Alpha Beta News Agency, reported that the vote was 99-1 in favo…

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Funny story: Massachusetts Declares Donald J. Trump a Persona Non-Grata and Says If He Sets Foot in The Bay State He Will Be Arrested

Massachusetts Declares Donald J. Trump a Persona Non-Grata and Says If He Sets Foot in The Bay State He Will Be Arrested

BOSTON, Massachusetts – (Satire News) – The good people of the state of Massachusetts have made it abundantly clear to their state leaders, that they do not want the disgraced, evil, hate-spewing former president setting even one of his tiny toddler…

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Funny story: Massachusetts Censors The Phrase “Pussy Whipped”

Massachusetts Censors The Phrase “Pussy Whipped”

BOSTON – (Satire News) – The Massachusetts Senate has voted to ban a phrase that many consider to be inappropriate and a bit risqué. State Senator Hirkey L. Stonewire, said that he has been trying to outlaw that horribly horrendous phrase for the…

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Funny story: Massachusetts Cancels Thanksgiving – Thousands of Pilgrims Are Pissed

Massachusetts Cancels Thanksgiving – Thousands of Pilgrims Are Pissed

BOSTON – (Satire News) – The governor of Massachusetts, Charlie Baker is catching hell over his decision to cancel Thanksgiving. He told Boom Boom News that he decided to cancel the traditional holiday, due to the increasing number of citizens in…

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Funny story: The Miss Massachusetts Beauty Pageant Has Been Cancelled When It’s Discovered 3 of The Contestants Have MAGA Tattoos

The Miss Massachusetts Beauty Pageant Has Been Cancelled When It’s Discovered 3 of The Contestants Have MAGA Tattoos

BOSTON, Massachusetts – The officials with the Miss Massachusetts Beauty Pageant regret that they are having to cancel this year’s state beauty contest. Pageant director, Meryl "Gams" Kinderhook, 46, informed the media that, during the all-nude bo…

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Funny story: Massachusetts to Crack Down on Toilet Paper Hoarders

Massachusetts to Crack Down on Toilet Paper Hoarders

BOSTON – The governor of the state of Massachusetts has just issued a mandate stating that the state will no longer put up with those individuals who are hoarding extreme amounts of toilet paper. Governor Charlie Baker has informed the inhabitant...

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Funny story: A Massachusetts Judge Rules That Microsoft Can Legally Read Peoples Email

A Massachusetts Judge Rules That Microsoft Can Legally Read Peoples Email

BOSTON - A judge in Massachusetts has just issued a landmark directive which states that Microsoft legally has the right to read peoples email. Judge Erastus "The Gavel" Bockerbottle ruled that the corporate giant can read emails in the interest o...

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Funny story: Massachusetts Says "Yes" To Upskirt Photos

Massachusetts Says "Yes" To Upskirt Photos

BOSTON - The state of Massachusetts has just become the first state in the nation to state that the taking of upskirt photographs is legal and picture takers have the right to take their upper thigh shots. The law states that this is America and i...

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Funny story: New Bedford, Massachusetts Rocked By An Earthquake

New Bedford, Massachusetts Rocked By An Earthquake

NEW BEDFORD, Massachusetts - The city of New Bedford was struck by an earthquake at 5:46:13 on Tuesday morning. Residents reported what sounded like a freight train, a squadron of F-15 fighter jets, and Kirstie Alley running combined. One resid...

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Funny story: Massachusetts Bans Tootsie Roll Pops

Massachusetts Bans Tootsie Roll Pops

BOSTON - Massachusetts State Senator Ambrose B. Tamburello [R-Chicopee] led a movement to ban Tootsie Roll Pops from being sold anywhere in the state of Massachusetts. After a highly heated argument the vote was taken and the Anti-Tootsie Roll Bil...

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Funny story: An Amazing Scuba Diver Travels Underwater From Plymouth, Massachusetts To Biloxi, Mississippi

An Amazing Scuba Diver Travels Underwater From Plymouth, Massachusetts To Biloxi, Mississippi

PLYMOUTH, Massachusetts - The United States Scuba Diving Commision has just announced an amazing feat achieved by one of its members. The USSDC stated that member Owen Windowtucker, 52, of Boston has just swum underwater from Plymouth, Massachuset...

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Funny story: Massachusetts Begins Burning Snow After Massive Snowstorm

Massachusetts Begins Burning Snow After Massive Snowstorm

BOSTON, MA (AP) - Central Massachusetts liberals began the process of collecting and burning snow that was dumped on the state Saturday from an historic snowfall that dumped 2.7 inches of snow on Worcester and left most streets deserted except for sn...

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