A whistleblower (who shall remain nameless … duh) associated with the American Supreme Court has revealed that Ginny Thomas, wife of the black Jabba the Hutt, is in deeper than anyone ever thought. She is known, among the various justices, regardl…
To paraphrase Tommy Tutone, “Ginny Ginny, where can you turn to?” Of course, Ginny Thomas has a big important husband who commits crimes and judges crimes of others, but not of himself, (and that’s what makes him great!), so she can always rely on…
The three Supreme Court Justices were reported to be embarrassed by the current news about President Pussy Grabber. Oh, the embarrassment! There's his mob boss tactics, sexual misconduct allegations, witness intimidation, jury tampering, the Ja…
Satan called me up yesterday (we’re old old friends) and was crying. “Hey, hey, Prince of Darkness, wassa matter, buddy?” He sobbed and sucked snot up his nose, then sobbed some more. I gave him time to settle down and talk. “The Supreme C…
Diana Ross and the Supremes recently ran into the Supreme Court members having drinks at the old Donald Trump hotel in DC. Formerly such a glamorous Right Wing, lobbyist-filled, Chi-Chi place, it is now filled with dowdy Bidenistas. Diana Chatted…
We have Six anti-abortion Catholics - by Doctrine - on the Supreme Court. They are two thirds of the Supreme Court-even though America is not two thirds Catholic. In other words, the Pope is running America. Unknown to us, they have establish…
Ignoring the first part of the Second Amendment about weapons being necessary for a Militia, the Supreme Court has ruled that all Americans have a Constitutional Right to own a military style assault rifle. However, they can't own a machine g…
Wow! At last! After raking in billions of dollars for colleges and universities participating in sports, the US Supreme Court ruled that college athletes should also get a piece of that pie. Yes, athletes received scholarships, room and board, me…
Ordered to further investigate Mr. Kavanaugh over a six day period, the FBI is now up for the Sir Speedy DDI (“due diligence investigation”) Award for 2018. The award is reputed for its “no-stone-unturned” and “no-keg-ignored” approach to Supreme...
So Brett Kavanaugh is a serial flasher. So what’s the big deal? He can still sit on the bench and decide women’s health issues; when and if women should be allowed birth control; whether women should retain the right to vote, drive a car, wear shoes...
Washington, D. C. - Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump's Supreme Court nominee, has been on the hot seat for weeks. And, it gets hotter! Just being nominated by the Trumpster is enough to make him another of the Left's most hated men in America. He is a m...
Washington DC - Writing for the majority, Chief Justice John Roberts wrote that religious groups who want to worship without having sodomites doing it in their pews will have to "shut up and deal with it or face the full coercive, incendiary wrath of...
For the first time in American legal history, a jury has petition the U.S. Congress to eliminate the six amendment to the constitution--the right to a trial by a jury of one's peers. This stunning development occurred last night in New York. Jurors...
Morehead, Rowan County, KY - Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis has nearly completed her preparations to become a martyr and speaker on the subject of the abomination of same-sex marriage. Davis decided earlier this year that she wanted to make a caree...
The Supreme Court ruled in the case of Gore vs. Bush that climate change, specifically CO2 emissions, falls under the definition of terrorism. The ruling has caused many republicans and democrats to change their opinion about the issue. John McCain w...
CHARLESTON, S.C. - A judge issued the first gay marriage licenses in South Carolina on Wednesday, even as the state attorney general asked the U.S. Supreme Court to step in and block the action by defining marriage as the legally recognized union...
WASHINGTON, D.C.-With Joe Biden winning the women's vote nearly 57% to 42% over his challenger Donald Trump, Republicans are poised, in 2024, to woo back the women's vote. Their secret plan: To hand out free rape kits to women leading up to and at th…
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