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Funny story: The Trans Rocky Mountains Railroad Warns Train Looters – Keep It Up And You Could End Up Getting Your Ass Shot!

The Trans Rocky Mountains Railroad Warns Train Looters – Keep It Up And You Could End Up Getting Your Ass Shot!

DURANGO, Colorado - (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight reports that due to rampant unemployment, many individuals have taken to looting while riding on moving freight trains. Woody F. Ballastino, 42, A spokesperson for the Trans Rocky Mountains…

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Funny story: Pot Smoking Colorado College Students Have Just Discovered "The Real Rocky Mountain High!"

Pot Smoking Colorado College Students Have Just Discovered "The Real Rocky Mountain High!"

YELLOW SNOW, Colorado – (Satire News) – The Hullabaloo News Agency is reporting on a new cannabis fad that the college kids of Colorado have just discovered. According to Abel Zorro, with Hully, the pot smokers in Colorado have nicknamed this new…

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Funny story: After 87,000 Years The Once Mighty Colorado River Is Drying Up

After 87,000 Years The Once Mighty Colorado River Is Drying Up

PHOENIX, Arizona – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper has just reported that the mighty Colorado River has turned into a little trickling creek. They place the blame solely on Global Warming, which former president Don the Con swore…

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Funny story: Senator Lindsey Graham Denies That He Is Considering Having Sexual Reassignment Surgery

Senator Lindsey Graham Denies That He Is Considering Having Sexual Reassignment Surgery

TRINIDAD, Colorado – (Satire News) – GOP Senator, and one of Trump’s top 3 ass kissers was recently spotted in Trinidad, Colorado. The city is noted for being the “Sex Change” capital of the United States. BuzzFuzz learned that in just the pas…

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Funny story: New Orleans is Moving This Year's Mardi Gras Celebration To Denver, Colorado

New Orleans is Moving This Year's Mardi Gras Celebration To Denver, Colorado

NEW ORLEANS – (Satire News) – The New Orleans City Council, with the approval of the Chamber of Commerce, has decided to move this year’s Mardi Gras celebration to Denver, Colorado. City manager Paxton W. Studsteen stated that the reason is due to…

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Funny story: Coors To Use Drones To Deliver Beer

Coors To Use Drones To Deliver Beer

GOLDEN, Colorado – (Satire News) – The board of directors of the Coors Brewing Company has hit on an idea to improve on their delivery service. Board of Directors Chairman Yusif Tayrus pointed out that the test program will involve delivering up t…

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Funny story: Trump Suggests Blowing up Hoover Dam to Stop Colorado Wildfires

Trump Suggests Blowing up Hoover Dam to Stop Colorado Wildfires

The current administration has come up with yet another brilliant idea, in its string of brilliant ideas, regarding dealing with national emergencies and disasters. This time, it’s an ingenious concept of solving the problem of Colorado wildfires.

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Funny story: Colorado Says The Marijuana Business is Up by 4,000 Percent

Colorado Says The Marijuana Business is Up by 4,000 Percent

DENVER – (Satire News) - The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition has just announced that marijuana sales have gone up 4,000% in the last three months. CSCC Director Lucy “Sinsemilla” Coxcoogan was asked by TMZ to explain the unprecedented increase.

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Funny story: Colorado’s Marijuana Shops Are Breaking Sales Records

Colorado’s Marijuana Shops Are Breaking Sales Records

DENVER – (Marijuana Satire) - The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition has just released its mid-year sales records. And the numbers show that the state has surpassed its 6-month marijuana sales record by 47%. A rep for the CSCC stated that they a…

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Funny story: An Elderly Couple In Colorado Ignores The Shelter-in-Place Directive and Sneaks Out Dressed as Douglas Firs

An Elderly Couple In Colorado Ignores The Shelter-in-Place Directive and Sneaks Out Dressed as Douglas Firs

STEAMBOAT SPRINGS, Colorado - Many of the states have imposed a self-isolation policy as well as a shelter-in-place policy. And for the most part the vast majority of the people are adhering to these national and state directives except for a stub...

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Funny story: Gas Stations in Colorado Will Start Giving out Recreational Marijuana with Every Fill Up

Gas Stations in Colorado Will Start Giving out Recreational Marijuana with Every Fill Up

ASPEN, Colorado – The state’s thousands of gas stations are joining into a business venture that they say is going to revolutionize the gas station industry. Grover Buxonheimer, spokesperson for the Colorado Gasoline Guild, has informed the public...

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Funny story: The State of Colorado is Trying to Find A Strain of Marijuana That Will Kill The Coronavirus

The State of Colorado is Trying to Find A Strain of Marijuana That Will Kill The Coronavirus

DENVER – The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition has been asked by President Trump and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi to try and come up with a strain of Marijuana that will combat the Coronavirus. Trump spoke with Virgil Chickarino, director of...

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Funny story: Colorado To Ship 3 Tons of Marijuana To California

Colorado To Ship 3 Tons of Marijuana To California

DENVER – The governor of Colorado has agreed to ship up to three tons of top grade cannabis to California. Due to the lack of rain, the Left Coast state has not produced as much pot as needed to meet the ever-increasing demand. California state...

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Funny story: Colorado Denies That Traces of The Coronavirus Have Been Found In The State's Pot Supply

Colorado Denies That Traces of The Coronavirus Have Been Found In The State's Pot Supply

DENVER – Governor John Hickenlooper of Colorado is very upset with President Trump, who mistakenly tweeted that traces of the Coronavirus had been found in the state’s supply of marijuana. Hickenlooper suggested that POTUS needs to worry about tha...

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Funny story: Being a Condescending, Self-Righteous, Greedy, Narcissistic Asshole Actually Leads to Happiness, According To Report

Being a Condescending, Self-Righteous, Greedy, Narcissistic Asshole Actually Leads to Happiness, According To Report

Scientists and researchers at the University of Colorado came to the conclusion, Friday, that condescending, self-righteous, narcissistic assholes who judge, criticize, and ridicule those around them actually do find happiness in the long run.

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Funny story: Colorado Spends Some of its 'Pot of Gold.'

Colorado Spends Some of its 'Pot of Gold.'

Denver, Colorado - Governor John Chickencooper (R) wasn't so sure about letting his citizens grow mad weed and flog it out across the rest of America like a big weed rainbow, lighting up the sky - but he's sure enjoying the big pot of gold which has...

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Funny story: Snoop Dogg Will Run For Senator of Colorado

Snoop Dogg Will Run For Senator of Colorado

Denver, CO Popular and famed rap star and marijuana advocate Snoop Dogg announced that he is establishing residency in Colorado so that he could establish torun for Senate from Colorado. Snoop Dogg praised the state for its pro-marijuana stance an...

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