The US Attorney General Merrick Garland had Donald Trump's former assistant acting Attorney General Jeffery Clark's house raided at 3 AM, leaving Mr. Clark standing out on the lawn in his pajamas. No robe and no word if pajamas were Snoopy jammies.
First lesson:
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1 Get a new, neat, and happy Merimekko robe and decent pair of slippers.
2. Keep a small mirror in the robe pocket and an under-eye concealer.
3. Do not end up on the front lawn at 3 AM in an oversize hoodie, leggings, paddock boots, and screaming dark circles under your eyes.
Okay, back to Trump's would-be assistant acting Attorney General Jeffrey Clark. The poor guy complained the next night during Fox News on Tucker Carlson's shoulder about standing out on the lawn in his jammies at 3 AM as the FBI raided his house.
Caramba! That isn't very nice!
Tucker looked both horrified and sympathetic, as though distracted while mentally reviewing his bedtime wardrobe. Just in case. No more Snoopy print jammies for him.
What could draw any suspicion to a former assistant acting Attorney General's house and have that house raided?
What was his role in the January 6th insurrection?
When questioned by the January 6th Committee, Jeffery Clark voiced the 5th amendment against self-incrimination. Taking the 5th is not unusual. Anyone may express the 5th. But the former assistant acting Attorney General took the 5th not just once, but 128 times!
So the assistant acting Attorney General's house is raided at 3 AM.
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