Donald Trump hates when his diaper backs up and his shit spews out of his mouth instead of his asshole. So he has invented (or paid someone to invent for him) a new type of extra-absorbent diaper, which comes in all sizes, especially extra-large, for the stylish but elderly fat-ass millionaire and billionaire.
“Trump Dumps” will be released this summer, with pre-orders already coming in from Bezos, Gates, Buffet, Murdoch, and others!
Are you an old white rich prick with balls of shit rolling out your asshole? Well, worry no more! When the money rolls in, the shit rolls out – try new Trump Dumps. For all the rich assholes who can stop shitting on the world.
