Since Donald Trump will soon release his new line of executive diapers, “Trump Dumps”, for the picky millionaire and billionaire, some of his family members and friends have reacted.
Melania will no longer sleep with him. “He smells like my village back in Durka-Durkastan, when I was a young teenage whore looking for rich white man to fuck and give me money and make me his sweetest bitch.”
Don Jr. Added his two cents: “I told my dad to get a better diaper ‘cuz the one he uses always leaks. You can smell him everywhere! Why do you think I do so much coke?”
Ivanka tried to be nice. “He’s my daddy and I will love, honour, and obey him for the rest of my life. So I don’t entirely mind his stench. He tells me it’s like smelling roses, so I believe him and try to smell the roses. I hope his new diaper line smells better than that ‘cuz roses stink!”
And Rudy Guiliani, of course, had to add his voice to the topic: “I love diapers like I love hair dye! Trump’s Dumps – or Donny Dumps, as I like to call them – make my asshole smell so sweet! I wear them everywhere! Especially in New York hotel rooms with pretty little girls as I try to do up my zipper from my usual bulky diaper. Donny’s Dumps will make getting my pants on and off that much quicker so she’ll get a good look at my snail before she makes a run for it!”
If you’re a rich asshole who can’t stop shitting – from whatever end is open at the time – try new ‘Trump Dumps’. They’ll catch your shit and spew it right back at your enemies!”
