An overheard discussion between Donald Trump and one of his handmaidens (aka, live-in hookers).
Seems old Donny is worried about not being able to get abortions for his many mistresses and account-expense hookers, nor his wife or daughters. “If I knock them up again and I’m in the wrong state, I’m fucked! I can’t bequeath my fortune to even more of these goddamn reject kids I have! I don’t even know half their names!”
Yes, even the rich have unwanted pregnancies. Luckily, Donald sometimes lives in New York, so coat-hangers won’t be needed for his latest pregnancy: his personal maid and ball-washer.
